OnlineHost:	
OnlineHost:	*** You are in "Simulations City". ***
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BruceGail1:	G'day!
BruceLady:	{S GDay
BruceLady:	::giggles::
OnlineHost:	Tink Abel has entered the room.
BruceGail1:	Tink, G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
Tink Abel:	G'day!
BruceLady:	:::looks shocked:: Tink, is your name not Bruce? :-)
OnlineHost:	Cmdr Chell has entered the room.
OnlineHost:	Cmdr Chell has left the room.
BruceGail1:	Cmdr Chell, G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
OnlineHost:	TomFODW has entered the room.
BruceGail1:	Tom , G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
BruceGail1:	{S notbruce}
TomFODW:	G'day, Bruce!
Tink Abel:	Sorry I culd not make a bruce name.... all me names are taken
BruceGail1:	How are you Bruce?
OnlineHost:	MsTegan has entered the room.
TomFODW:	Blimey, it's 'ot out there, Bruce!
BruceGail1:	MsTegan, G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
BruceLady:	Teeegaaan! :-)
OnlineHost:	MrMarriner has entered the room.
TomFODW:	Hi Mary!
BruceGail1:	MrMarriner, G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
TomFODW:	Welcome to New Jersey!
MsTegan:	G'Day all :)
MsTegan:	Tom!!
BruceGail1:	G'day Tegan!
MsTegan:	Thanks Tom!
OnlineHost:	Cmdr Odo has entered the room.
BruceGail1:	To Tom>That's a strange expression Bruce!
MrMarriner:	Ooo. Your name's Bruce.  I once had a very dear friend named
Bruce
BruceGail1:	Cmdr Odo, G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
OnlineHost:	Galarrwuy has entered the room.
BruceGail1:	Galarrwuy, G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
TomFODW:	Oi 'eard the Proime Minister use it, Bruce!
Galarrwuy:	greetings!
Cmdr Odo:	G'Day, Bruce!
BruceGail1:	{S notbruce}
BruceGail1:	{S gday}
Galarrwuy:	Tom!
MsTegan:	If the Rockets don't hurry up an win, we are going to have a Civil
War here....
Cmdr Odo:	{S rule1
TomFODW:	's'ot enough to boil a monkey's bum, yer majesty, 'e said, and she
just smoiled quietly to 'erself.
Galarrwuy:	This is DanielC71
Cmdr Odo:	{S rule1357
BruceLady:	{S rule 4} ::raising a tankard::
BruceLady:	{S rule4
Tink Abel:	Wish I knew were to file those sound waves!
BruceGail1:	:::Throws a humongous can of Foster's at BruceLady:::
BruceGail1:	Here ya go, mate!
Cmdr Odo:	{S rule2
BruceLady:	:::catches it deftly::: Thanks, Bruce! :-)
BruceLady:	(yecch!)(
MrMarriner:	You and me both Tink.  didn't have time to download
Galarrwuy:	Tom?
MsTegan:	Hello Daniel :)
Galarrwuy:	Tegan!  :)
Tink Abel:	downloaded... still doesn't work! ;(
BruceGail1:	Ah, Tink...you have a PC?
OnlineHost:	BenJacksn has entered the room.
BruceGail1:	Ben, G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
MrMarriner:	Well don't worry Tink.  I can only hear things with headphones on
mine!
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
Tink Abel:	nope.... a mac
BruceGail1:	{S notbruce}
Galarrwuy:	American beer is like making love in a canoe...
BruceGail1:	Ah, Tink, that's a teensy bit more complicated
BruceGail1:	LOL DANIEL!!!!
BruceLady:	::eyes Galarrquy warily::: How so?
BruceGail1:	Bruce Lady DON'T ASK
Tink Abel:	I figured so....
BruceGail1:	ROFL!!!!!
BruceLady:	Aw, tell me, c'mon! :-)
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Galarrwuy:	It's f***ing close to water.
BenJacksn:	Unlike the true Ben I do not drink
TomFODW:	Well, *my* American beer's not bad.
BruceGail1:	ASTRIEL, G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
Tink Abel:	oh well tell me later mate!
BruceLady:	Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it!
OnlineHost:	ASTRIEL has left the room.
Galarrwuy:	BLady>  :)
TomFODW:	Russian beer tastes like it came straight from the horse.
BruceLady:	*thunk*
Galarrwuy:	Tom> Ah!  Budweiser!
Galarrwuy:	*thunk*?
MrMarriner:	I feel right perky.  Give me a manly drink!
Cmdr Odo:	G'Day, Ben!
BruceGail1:	Everybody knows everybody else?
Galarrwuy:	Hi Ben!
Cmdr Odo:	{S notbruce
BruceLady:	Galar> Thunk is the sound of my palm hitting my forehead :-)
Galarrwuy:	Hi Odo!
BruceGail1:	Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and over there is Bruce
OnlineHost:	Auraclle has entered the room.
Cmdr Odo:	G'Day!
Galarrwuy:	Hear hear, well spoken Bruce!
BruceGail1:	Auraclle, G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
Tink Abel:	Bruce TINK::waves
Cmdr Odo:	G'Day, Auraclle!
MrMarriner:	GDay Brucebrucebrucebrucebruce
TomFODW:	This 'ere's the wattle, etc., etc.
Galarrwuy:	Is your name not Bruce?
Auraclle:	(doctor who?)
TomFODW:	Why no, it's Michael.
BenJacksn:	"Why do birds"
Galarrwuy:	That's going to call a little confusion!
BenJacksn:	"Suddenly appear"
Galarrwuy:	Can we cal you Bruce to keep it clear?
TomFODW:	(sings) "Rover the Drover is not what he seems"
BenJacksn:	"Everytime you are near"
TomFODW:	(sings) "Cause he stole the heart of the cow of my dreams"
Galarrwuy:	Is Ben in love?
BenJacksn:	"Just Like me"
Galarrwuy:	Tom too?
TomFODW:	(sings) "Rover the Drover won't be here no more"
BenJacksn:	"They long to be"
BenJacksn:	"Close to you"
TomFODW:	(sings) "Cause he stole the 'eart of the cow I adore"
Galarrwuy:	Um, is singing allowed on AOL?
Galarrwuy:	Don't they censor that  stuff?
BenJacksn:	"Why do stars"
BenJacksn:	"Fall down from the sky"
BruceGail1:	:::looks around the room at all the half-drunken Bruces:::
OnlineHost:	DRTUNA has entered the room.
BruceGail1:	Why, where's the Doctor??
TomFODW:	(sings) "Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely
stable"
Cmdr Odo:	::sings:: 'Eidegger 'Eidegger was boozy beggar who can think under
the table"
BenJacksn:	"Every time"
BruceGail1:	DRTUNA, G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
BenJacksn:	"You walk by"
DRTUNA:	Here I am.
OnlineHost:	Surrge has entered the room.
Galarrwuy:	Doctor!
Cmdr Odo:	G'Day, Tuna!
BenJacksn:	"Just like me"
TomFODW:	(sings) "'Eidegger, 'Eidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you
under the table"
BruceLady:	:::pours the rest of the Foster's down her throat and starts
singng "A Wizard's Staff Has a Knob on ::
BenJacksn:	"They long to be"
MsTegan:	G'Day Tuna :)
BenJacksn:	"Close to you"
BruceLady:	::The End"::
MrMarriner:	Gday Tuna.  Are y ou dolphin safe?
Galarrwuy:	Has the sim started?
BruceLady:	::In perfect counterpoint with the philosopher's song!::
Tink Abel:	::WAves to Surrge::
TomFODW:	(sings) "David Hume could outconsume Schopenhauer and Schlegel"
DRTUNA:	Yes, but I don't come in a can.
BruceGail1:	Surrge, G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
BenJacksn:	I prefer the song "She offered her honor and he honored her offer
and all through the night
BruceGail1:	Let us begin playing! :)
BruceGail1:	{S dit} >>>Your monitor screens come to life with sound and
light<<<
BenJacksn:	it was honor and offer"
BruceGail1:	>>>The image of DRTUNA dissolves into the image of the spinning
TARDIS<<<
BruceGail1:	>>>>>>The New Adventures of Doctor Who<<<<<<
TomFODW:	(sings) "While Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as
sloshed as Hegel"
BruceGail1:	>>>>>>>>The Bruces<<<<<<<<<<<<
BruceGail1:	>>>>>>>>Written by M Python<<<<<<<<
BruceGail1:	>>>>>>the music and credits fade away...<<<<<<<<
BruceGail1:	>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>BEGIN SIM<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
BruceGail1:	<ahem, Schelgel>
TomFODW:	(sings) "There's nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the
raisin' of the wrist"
DRTUNA:	::Says hello in general and goes to the bar:::
Galarrwuy:	What's the awful singing?
TomFODW:	(sings) "Socrates himself was perrrr-manently pissed"
BruceGail1:	:::Our story begins as the Tardis travelers arrive:::
BruceGail1:	:::at the University of Woollamalloo with the Djarrka's corpse:::
BruceGail1:	:::which the University wishes to study:::
BruceGail1:	:::Tegan, reluctant to take leave of the Doctor just yet:::
BruceGail1:	:::has come along in the Tardis to talk and visit:::
BruceGail1:	:::Meanwhile, a faculty meeting in the Philosophy Department is
about to begin:::
TomFODW:	(too bad Bruce can't write in an Australian accent)
OnlineHost:	Auraclle has left the room.
DRTUNA:	::Orders: I'll have a Tooth's please, frigid if possible.
BruceGail1:	:::inside a bunch of manly men, dressed in khaki outback gear,
are drinking:::
Cmdr Odo:	::raises huge can o' Foster's:: {S australa
TomFODW:	G'day Bruce!
BruceGail1:	Hello Bruce!
Cmdr Odo:	G'Day, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, and Bruce.
Galarrwuy:	Speak f' yu'seelf, Tom!
MsTegan:	C'mon Ben, I'm about to do a perish myself ::heads to the bar::
DRTUNA:	<This is obviously going to be funnier than I thought>
TomFODW:	Anyone want a snack? (Grills 14 enormous steaks)
Galarrwuy:	:::Ambles up to the bar next to the Doctor:::
Galarrwuy:	Four X!
BruceGail1:	<oh yeah Tuna and how funny was that I wonder? :)>
MrMarriner:	:::in steps a certain someone:::
DRTUNA:	::Turns to Gularrwuy:::
Tink Abel:	Four X too!
BruceGail1:	Bruce Tom, throw another shrimp on the barbie!!!
DRTUNA:	<moderately funny>
BruceGail1:	{S gday}
MsTegan:	::drags ben to the bar oders for him:: He wants a Shirley Temple
::wicked laugh::
DRTUNA:	Hello, again, are you well beveraged my old friend?
Galarrwuy:	TInk, my friend, Four X is on me!
MrMarriner:	Oo I'm jsut right tired! Young  Mr. Grace sent me on this
dreadful trip to the outback to examine men'
Tink Abel:	::slaps him on the back::: thanks!
MrMarriner:	s fashions and I'm late for my meeting with my mother.
TomFODW:	::throws 17 pounds of shrimp on the barbie::
TomFODW:	::ken is jealous::
BruceGail1:	:::Walks over to oddly dressed travelers:::  Hello Bruce!
Galarrwuy:	:::Looks at MrMarriner:::
MsTegan:	<LOL Tom>
BruceLady:	<LOL Tom!>
Cmdr Odo:	<LOL>
TomFODW:	::takes bow:: thank you, thank you
DRTUNA:	Well, Gulwarruy, did you like the way I made that four legged
golliwog toss up its guzinters?
MrMarriner:	::looks at Galrarway:::Excuse me might I take your inside leg?
TomFODW:	Strange things, this barbie....the grill is bigger than the base.
Cmdr Odo:	::walks over to the odd travellers, still holding a large can of
Foster's::
MsTegan:	<LOL TUNA>
BruceGail1:	<LOL Mr M!>
Cmdr Odo:	G'Day!
Galarrwuy:	:::Claps DRT on the back:::  Doctor, you were as much a hero as
Tink.
DRTUNA:	::Turns to Tegan at the bar::
Galarrwuy:	MrMarriner> Are you a poofdah?!
DRTUNA:	Is that the riught way to say it, did I make it lose its guzinters?
BenJacksn:	<What's up, I had to go away for a bit>
TomFODW:	No pooftahs!
BruceGail1:	:::odd looking female (?) with pink tinted hair glares at Mr
Humhries:::
MrMarriner:	:::shrieks:::My mother would be appalled if she hears such
language!
Cmdr Odo:	{S rule1357
MsTegan:	::Laughs:: Sounds right to me, Dr!
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Tink Abel:	:::looks to Galarrwuy:::
OnlineHost:	Surrge has left the room.
OnlineHost:	Oopswok has left the room.
DRTUNA:	Tegan, let's have a seat and we can catch up on things.
TomFODW:	No pooftah is to maltreat an abo...unless a member of the faculty is
watching him drink
TomFODW:	in his room after hours
OnlineHost:	Surrge has entered the room.
BenJacksn:	::With the Doctor, wherever that is:::
BruceGail1:	<wow I didn't make an "are you a pooftah" wav...imagine that!>
BruceGail1:	Surrge, G'day!
Tink Abel:	::::sees SUrrge come back through the revolving doors::
BruceLady:	<you're slipping, gail ;) >
Surrge:	<opps>
MsTegan:	::Follows the Dr to a table::
BruceGail1:	{S howls}
Cmdr Odo:	::goes back to philosophy dept meeting::
BruceGail1:	<and I forgot to upload that one!>
Tink Abel:	:::grins and tosses him a Four X:::
MrMarriner:	Well then might I have drink then?  I could go for peach
schnappes!
TomFODW:	Steaks are ready! Only 5 to a customer!
BenJacksn:	So Doctor was Tegan always this loud?
Tink Abel:	::::appears at the grill:::
Cmdr Odo:	Oi'm not 'ungry, Tom. Just 3 steaks 'ere, mate!
MsTegan:	::Laughs at Ben:: What's the matter, don't like your drink?
TomFODW:	Okay, Odo, I can always eat 7!
BruceGail1:	:::shakes a can of Fosters and opens it under Mr M's nose:::
Schnappes Eh??
MsTegan:	Hey! I'm not loud, just opinionated!!
TomFODW:	Here y'are Tink (dishes out 5 enormous steaks to Tink) Dig in!
Lunch'll be served in a few minutes
Galarrwuy:	:::Join MsTegan and DRT at the table:::
BenJacksn:	Who the bloody 'eck do you think I am? A landlubber?
Cmdr Odo:	Oi know that, Tom. That toim we were with the Proime Minister, you
'ad 12!
DRTUNA:	::Seated:: Tegan, my memory suffered a bit in this last regeneration.
It was a rough one, I'm afraid.
BruceGail1:	Bruce!
MrMarriner:	Yes shnappes. Or maybe a mint julep
TomFODW:	Whose next for some steaks?
DRTUNA:	::Motions for Gul to join them at table:::
Galarrwuy:	Doctor.  Tegan.  May I sit>
Cmdr Odo:	::digs into light snack of steaks and Foster's::
MsTegan:	::Takes the drink:: Give it here, I'm about to do a perish, I'll
drink it then!!
Galarrwuy:	:::Sits:::
BenJacksn:	:::whispers to Tegan::: like there's any other type of
regeneration
TomFODW:	Nobody wants steak. More for me!
MrMarriner:	OOOO I detest badly cooked steaks.  One time I got one caught in
mouth and I chewed and chewed and
DRTUNA:	This all seems quite delightful, people here know how to have a good
time.
DRTUNA:	But I have other thoughts on my mind.
MrMarriner:	chewed. Finally I hate to spit it out and give to Mrs Slocombe's
pussy!
MsTegan:	::Smiles at Ben and thinks:: maybe he's okay after all
TomFODW:	::shoves steak in Mr. Marriner's mouth to shut him up::
DRTUNA:	For you two, especially.
Cmdr Odo:	<LOL Marriner!>
MsTegan:	What's up, Doc?
DRTUNA:	And Ben.
TomFODW:	I'll be Mrs Slocombe was pleased!
BenJacksn:	Me Doctor?
TomFODW:	No, you nurse, Me Doctor
MsTegan:	Me, too?
MrMarriner:	:::tries to talk w/ steak in mouth:::Mmhgijojigk
Galarrwuy:	<TOM!!!!  LOL>
BenJacksn:	<Maybe Tuna, Tegan etc. should use a symbol>
DRTUNA:	Tegan I wanted to ask you how your trip in Tardis earlier impacted
you, did it make things.....
BruceGail1:	<okay Ben, make it so ;)>
DRTUNA:	...a lot harder for you to adjust and fit in?
Galarrwuy:	:::Listening to DRT & ignoring Bruces & Mr.  Humphries:::
MrMarriner:	::spits it out::Now if you're going to be rude, I shan;'t share
my little private stories wiht you!
Cmdr Odo:	Bruce! Oi mean Tom! 'Ow about some o' the shrimp?
MsTegan:	Well, yes it did, I'm afraid.
DRTUNA:	# = Tuna, Tegan, Gul at table. Ben?
TomFODW:	::summons dumptruck, dumps 14 tons of shrimp on Odo::
MsTegan:	# I was pretty shook up for a while
Cmdr Odo:	Thanks, mate!
BenJacksn:	#I can't imagine 'er being scared of anything
MsTegan:	# ::Kicks Ben under the table::
Galarrwuy:	<Someone read MrM the rules!>
DRTUNA:	#I mean, just snatching people out of their times, even if they want
to come along, is a lot of.....
DRTUNA:	#...interfering!
Cmdr Odo:	Roight!
BenJacksn:	#Oww Cor Blimey girl!
Galarrwuy:	#Then why do it?
Cmdr Odo:	Rule number 1! {S rule1357
TomFODW:	Anyone want to join me on a mosquito hunt?
Galarrwuy:	<Nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito!>
DRTUNA:	#That's the point, Gul, what are we doing it for? Why not stay right
here and just live!
Cmdr Odo:	Mosquito 'unt, mate?
MsTegan:	#I had a lot of soul searching to do. I hate soul searching...
TomFODW:	I've got the Lockheed Starlighter fired up, and the bazookas are
loaded.
Galarrwuy:	:::Drinks 4X:::
DRTUNA:	::Sips Tooth's KB::
BruceGail1:	:::taps gavel on Humphries' head:::  Alright, Alright, alright,
the meeting will come to ord
BruceGail1:	er
BenJacksn:	#Maybe it okay for those folks who what got something to be there
for
Galarrwuy:	<BGail:  ROTFL!>
Cmdr Odo:	{S gday
Galarrwuy:	#Where are you then, Ben?
BenJacksn:	#There's nothing for me in England in 1969 now
BruceGail1:	Right.  Mates, you all know yourselves ,then...Bruce, Bruce,
Bruce over there..
TomFODW:	Oh to be in England, now that 1969 is here!
MsTegan:	Me either. I want to travel in the Tardis again.
DRTUNA:	#Just as there may be nothing for me on....where?
BruceGail1:	Bruce at the barbie providing the dead steers...and BruceLady
over there...
Galarrwuy:	#Where are you now Ben?
Galarrwuy:	#Tegan?
DRTUNA:	#Where am I going?
BruceGail1:	...he's the one that's a little different
Galarrwuy:	#Exactly.
Cmdr Odo:	::to Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, and Bruce:: Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce.
MrMarriner:	:::Humphries shuts up and tries to figure out what's going on::::
TomFODW:	The lunch steaks are almost ready!
BruceLady:	::gets up defiantly:: Are you implyin' that I am a sheila?
TomFODW:	I'll have the midafternoon snack steaks done real soon, too.
BruceGail1:	And of course Humphries, whose position in the Depaaaartment is
not exactly known
BenJacksn:	#You sure talk weird Galarrwuy
DRTUNA:	::Looks at Gul::: AND where am I?
Galarrwuy:	#Here.
MrMarriner:	Which position?  Which department? ;-0
Cmdr Odo:	'Umphries? Is your name not Bruce? {S notbruce
Galarrwuy:	#What time is it, Time Lord?
MsTegan:	#I'm siting at a table wanting a drink that's where I am...gad you
are strange Gal
BruceGail1:	Well BruceTom don't overdo them
TomFODW:	Naah, bloody and almost breathing!  ;)
DRTUNA:	#Well, the obvious answer is the date and hour. But the real answer
is.....
BruceGail1:	Good, I want to hear them mooing!
DRTUNA:	#...the time is NOW!
Galarrwuy:	#Now.
MrMarriner:	I once had an uncle named Bruce.  He taught me alot about life.
BruceLady:	::yells to Tom:: Leave the 'air on mine this time!
DRTUNA:	...always NOW
TomFODW:	Moo! Moo! Moo!
MsTegan:	# to Ben> Does the Doctor always talk like this now?
Galarrwuy:	#Very good Doctor.  A Time Lord should never lose time.
DRTUNA:	Wherever I go, when I get there, it is always NOW!
TomFODW:	Did I ever steer you wrong?
BruceLady:	<auugh! tom made a pun!>
BenJacksn:	#You Australians sure 'ave got strange customs! :::Says Ben as
politically incorrect as ever
BenJacksn:	#Yeah, pretty much so
Galarrwuy:	#Tegan, Ben, if you are not satisfied with here, now, where are
you?
TomFODW:	Steaks are up! Come 'n' get 'em!
Surrge:	::Cousin Bruce walks in::
TomFODW:	I think I have BruceLady cowed.
DRTUNA:	#Ben, you travel with me, where would you like to go?
BruceLady:	Aaaaaaaargh
BruceLady:	!
Cmdr Odo:	<Tom: GROAN>
TomFODW:	Bruce Wayne, Bruce Willis and Lenny Bruce all walk into a bar...
BenJacksn:	#:::Anger rising::: Listen mate, what do you want me to say?
BruceGail1:	Cousin Bruuuucieeee|!
DRTUNA:	#If you comne along Tegan, wher is our next destination?
Galarrwuy:	<LOL Tom!>
BenJacksn:	<To Gal>
MsTegan:	to Ben> watch me, I'm going to do it too ::Laughs::
Surrge:	Ello Bruce!
TomFODW:	G'day Bruce!
MrMarriner:	Don't forget Bruce Springsteen
BruceGail1:	G'day Bruce!
Surrge:	Ah em a mite Ungry!
MsTegan:	I am trying to find where I am that's where I am
Cmdr Odo:	G'Day!
Tink Abel:	Me MIddle name's bruce
Surrge:	Wots on the Baabee Taday?
BenJacksn:	#Doctor I just want to go away!!!
TomFODW:	Midafternoon snack steaks are ready! Come 'n' get 'em!
Galarrwuy:	#You are not here, not now.  You will never be happy.  The TARDIS
will not help you.
MsTegan:	# I'd follow you anywhere Dr. really I would
Cmdr Odo:	Moind if we call you Bruce to keep it clear?
Galarrwuy:	<to Ben>
DRTUNA:	#What if we do not travel by accident? How shall we set our course?
TomFODW:	What's new Bruce going to teach?
Cmdr Odo:	::gets midafternoon steaks::
Surrge:	::waving:: Ello BruceLady!
Galarrwuy:	<Where's MrM?>
BenJacksn:	#To Gal>I've given up on being 'appy mate! Life hasn't been kind
to me so I don't look for
MrMarriner:	I'm free!
BenJacksn:	it
BruceLady:	:::waving and grinning::: G'Day Bruce
BruceGail1:	:::picks up a plate and walks over to the barbie::: g'me a steak!
DRTUNA:	#I am seriously considering an end to my wandering. I am thinking
about going places with a purpose!
MsTegan:	# Set the course for a place we can work together for good
Cmdr Odo:	New Bruce is teachin' 'Egelian philosophy.
Galarrwuy:	#So you have lost life so you have given up searching for it?
Surrge:	Ah supose thet all the gud claases are taken!
TomFODW:	Gives BruceGail 16 large still mooing steaks.
Galarrwuy:	<LOL Tom!>
Cmdr Odo:	{S teaches
TomFODW:	Dish of the Day is ready! Who wants the Dish of the Day?
BenJacksn:	#I 'elp the Doctor since 'e's the only person in my life now.
MsTegan:	#::Looks at Dr seriously:: I want to be a better friend than I was
before
MrMarriner:	LOL Tom!!
Galarrwuy:	#Have you helped yourself?
DRTUNA:	#When I was regenerating I had a vision.
Tink Abel:	I do I do
MsTegan:	# Tell me about it, please
TomFODW:	Still no sign of land.
Surrge:	{S shelia
BruceGail1:	to BruceTom>Mate, I'm gonna need a knife for all this steak
BruceGail1:	{S land
DRTUNA:	#I had a vision that Rassilon, Omega, and Gimel wanted me to die. NOT
to regenerate.
TomFODW:	It's blood raw, mate, use a straw!
Galarrwuy:	<BG: That's not a knife!  THAT'S a KNIFE!>
Cmdr Odo:	<LOL>
TomFODW:	giggle!
DRTUNA:	#I do not believe it was just a vision.
BruceGail1:	<exactly, Daniel...someone hand me a knife, please!>
BruceGail1:	<LOL>
BruceLady:	What's the Dish of the Day? It isn't stewed guzinters again, is
it?
Surrge:	{S sheila
BruceGail1:	Ah, BruceLady, it rather looks like Peter Davison actually
DRTUNA:	#But all three of them should be DEAD.
TomFODW:	Naaah, it's a beast that wants to be killed and eaten.
Cmdr Odo:	::'ands BruceGail a *real* knoife::
BruceLady:	::pulls knife out of belt and flips it point-over-handle to Bruce
Gail:::
Galarrwuy:	:::Drinks more 4X:::
MsTegan:	# How couldit be anything but a vision? They weren't there were
they?
MrMarriner:	OO slice me a pice of the dish of the day then
Surrge:	woll, ah thank so eny way!
Cmdr Odo:	Used that in the outback, mate.
BenJacksn:	#What do you mean 'elp myself?
BruceGail1:	now THAT's a knife :::takes knives from OdoBruce and BruceLady:::
MsTegan:	# Maybe it was just a bad dream
Surrge:	::turns to Tink Bruce::
BruceGail1:	::::deftly slices steak:::
DRTUNA:	#It was too real. But it was real. I believe I was in the dreamtime.
OnlineHost:	BruceLady has left the room.
Cmdr Odo:	Used that to carve through the outback.
BruceGail1:	<uh oh is MsTegan gonna wake up in the shower??>
Galarrwuy:	#When will you stop chasing what is lost and find what is here,
now?
DRTUNA:	Dreamtime...that's were you come in, Gul.
BenJacksn:	#Nobody ever gave me anything, I gotta 'elp myself
BruceGail1:	<lost Brucelady :( >
Cmdr Odo:	Even killed a couple o' mosquitoes with that one.
Surrge:	Cuse ME, ave you seen thet Tazminian Devil round ere?
MsTegan:	# <LOL Gail>
BruceGail1:	Fine knife ya got there BruceOdo!
BruceGail1:	Can it skin the mosquitoes too?
TomFODW:	Why, it's BruceMadMax!
Galarrwuy:	#Dreamtime...
OnlineHost:	Auraclle has entered the room.
DRTUNA:	#Ben, you do more than just help yourself.
Cmdr Odo:	Of course it can, mate!
Galarrwuy:	#And by halping yourself, you help your friends....
MsTegan:	#::Looks at Ben and wonders what makes him so bitter::
Cmdr Odo:	And if it can skin an Oztraylian outback mosquito, it can cut your
steak!
Galarrwuy:	#.... Here.  Now.
TomFODW:	Why, it's BruceDameEdna!
DRTUNA:	#If you only helped yourself, Ben Jackson, I would not be here.
OnlineHost:	Auraclle has left the room.
Tink Abel:	::watching all the bruces::::
DRTUNA:	#I would be dead.
BruceGail1:	:::deftly carves steak with knives in each hand::: why so it can
mate!
Galarrwuy:	#But Doctor...
DRTUNA:	#As far back as Wotan.
BruceGail1:	A fine piece of steel there
TomFODW:	So many bruces, we're gonna get brucellosis!
Galarrwuy:	#If he saves you and dies himself, lost...
BenJacksn:	#Well, I'd do anything for you Doctor
Surrge:	Ya Know Bruce Bruce and Bruce.. I just saw the strangest thing.
Galarrwuy:	#He will have died in vain.  If he saves himself and through
himself, you...
BruceGail1:	:::WCBS-FM plays on the radio in the corner:::
Cmdr Odo:	What did you see, SurrgeBruce?
Galarrwuy:	#He will have lived.
Surrge:	sum guy named Mike Jakson..
Surrge:	he got him self Elvis for a wife!
TomFODW:	The Crystal Brucephalis
DRTUNA:	#Which is why you are a damn fine companion. I can only try and
reciprocate.
Galarrwuy:	<I see Mike Craze>
Surrge:	::opening a Fosters::
Cmdr Odo:	::eating steaks betwen sips of Foster's::
MsTegan:	# ::Gets up to get a drink ::thinks I hate gobbledigob talk::
Surrge:	Imagine that!
BruceGail1:	:::"Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" fades away and the DJ speaks "
Eeee-eeeee"!:::
Galarrwuy:	:::More 4X:::
BenJacksn:	<Where?>
Cmdr Odo:	Is that so, Bruce?
Surrge:	{S rules 1357
TomFODW:	Look all you Bruces, I've got 670 steaks here, perfectly done, and
waiting for you to eat them!
Galarrwuy:	<Reading the nudi mag w/ Katy Manning>
DRTUNA:	#I cannot promise a random journey, or misplaced attewmpted
vacations, but.....
BruceGail1:	Another Tube!  :::pops a can:::
BenJacksn:	<Now sing "Sun Arise" Gail>
Cmdr Odo:	::raises can of Fosters:: {S Australa
DRTUNA:	#Wherever we go, we can depend on each other, we can do what we think
is right, and we can.....
Surrge:	{S wottle
BruceGail1:	:::raises can::
Cmdr Odo:	::drinks::
DRTUNA:	#...improvise!
TomFODW:	Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, We love you! Amen!
Galarrwuy:	#:::smiles::::
MsTegan:	# ::Orders a Margaritia on the rocks, looks at all the weird Bruces
and tries not to laugh:;
BruceGail1:	Ah thank you SurrgeBruce, and now, I'll ask the padre for a
prayer
TomFODW:	This 'ere's the wattle, it's the emblem of our land...
Galarrwuy:	#:::raises bottle in salute:::
MrMarriner:	(singing) Australia Australia.
BenJacksn:	#:::Looks down::: Thank you Doctor
Surrge:	Speakin of Mike Jackson.. {S rule1357
TomFODW:	You kin stick it in a bottle or you can 'old it in your 'and.
Surrge:	AMEN!
BruceGail1:	<LOL Surrge>
Galarrwuy:	#ah, Doctor....  It's good that you are here, now.
BruceGail1:	{S amen}
Cmdr Odo:	{S rule2
MsTegan:	#::Hums along as she returns to the table::
DRTUNA:	Well, Tegan, what are your immediate plans?
TomFODW:	(sings) "Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda, you come a waltzing
matilda with me"
BruceGail1:	(sings) "skippy, skippy, Skippy the bush kangaroo"
MsTegan:	# There is nothing to keep me here, I'd like to go with you if I
may.
Galarrwuy:	<Mr. Humphries, will you kindly return to your station?>
Cmdr Odo:	<::looking for the Australian Prime Minister's address::>
BruceGail1:	Right, now let me remind you all of the rules:
BruceGail1:	Rule One:
TomFODW:	Where is Dame Edna to enforce ettiquete when you really need her?
DRTUNA:	#But you know the track record...pain and difficulty seem to follow
my path...
MrMarriner:	< My station??>
BruceGail1:	NO POOFTAHS  {S rule1}
BenJacksn:	#I'd like the company Doctor
BruceGail1:	{S rule1357
Cmdr Odo:	No pooftah!
MsTegan:	# I;m a stronger person than I was before, I've changed
DRTUNA:	#...you have grown tired of this before.
Galarrwuy:	<Behind the counter, if you please.  We have customers waiting!>
BruceGail1:	<uh oh here comes Mrs Slocomb>
Cmdr Odo:	<Are you free, Mr Humphries?>
BruceGail1:	<LOL Odo!>
MsTegan:	# Yes, I did. But I've thought a lot about it since then, too. I
think I understand you
BenJacksn:	#It's been sort of lonely since Peter and Polly left
MsTegan:	#better than before.
DRTUNA:	#What say, Ben, have we room for another?
MrMarriner:	<I'm Free!!>  All this talk about pooftahs is making me feel
faint
Cmdr Odo:	Rule 2: No member of the faculty is to mistreat the Abbos in any
way. If there's anyone
Cmdr Odo:	watching. {S rule2
Galarrwuy:	#  :::Drinks meditatively:::
Galarrwuy:	<LOL MrM!>
BruceGail1:	Rule 3:
MsTegan:	#::Looks to Ben, hopefully::
BenJacksn:	#Well....she could 'ave maybe Polly's room
DRTUNA:	:::Sips brew:::
BruceGail1:	:::looks around the room:::
MsTegan:	# ::Watches the Doctor::
DRTUNA:	:: Raises eyebrows at mention of Tegan in Polly's room:::
BenJacksn:	#I don't think Polly won't mind
Galarrwuy:	#:::whispers to doctor:::  He's taken a new first step.
Cmdr Odo:	::gets some more steaks and another Foster's::
BruceGail1:	<oh yeah, Polly's room, the one with the secret entrance to Ben's
room! LOL>
MsTegan:	# I won't run out on you this tinme, Doctor, I promise
Surrge:	{S rule1357
TomFODW:	oh goodie, someone's eating my steaks.
Cmdr Odo:	Rule 4! {S rule4
BenJacksn:	<and JC's room too LOL>
DRTUNA:	#Brave heart, Yegan!
BruceGail1:	Rule 4, now this term I don't want to catch anybody NOT drinking
MsTegan:	<YEAH ROCKETS!!!! IT'S A SWEEP!!!!!>
BruceGail1:	<LOL Ben>
Cmdr Odo:	<Cool!>
Galarrwuy:	#:::Motions to Tom for a steak:::
TomFODW:	Congrats, MsTegan.
Surrge:	Rule 5 no poofter! P{S rule1357
DRTUNA:	#How can we go wrong with a brave heart like yours!
TomFODW:	::flings steak at Galarrwuy::
BruceGail1:	Rule 6....
Surrge:	((groan at DRT))
BruceGail1:	THERE IS NOooooo RULE 6!!!
BruceGail1:	{S rule6}
TomFODW:	::flings more steaks at Galarrwuy::  Steaks 'r' Us!
Galarrwuy:	#:::catches steak with handy plate:::
BruceGail1:	And rule 7
DRTUNA:	#...and I could use a little extra bravery these days, it seems.
BruceGail1:	{S rule7
MsTegan:	# My heart is a lot braver than it used to be...
DRTUNA:	::Turns to Gul:::
Surrge:	{S rule1357
BruceGail1:	{S rule1357
Cmdr Odo:	No pooftahs!
BruceGail1:	Right!  That concludes the reading of the rules...  Bruce!
Galarrwuy:	#:::Pulls out knife & fork:::
MsTegan:	#Hey, did you know I can pilot a plane now?
DRTUNA:	Gularrwuy, how can I learn from my experience in the dream time.
Surrge:	Right  Bruce!
Cmdr Odo:	'Ere, Bruce!
MsTegan:	#Tell him, Ben!!
TomFODW:	Oi'd loike t'ask the paaaaadre fer a prayer!
BenJacksn:	#Yeah she can, but I can pilot the TARDIS!
Galarrwuy:	#:::Thinks:::
MrMarriner:	Bruce love, toss me a steak
DRTUNA:	<Getting loaded on the other side of the room. :)>
Cmdr Odo:	Padre> Oh, lord, we beseech thee. amen.
BruceGail1:	{S amen}
TomFODW:	:::tosses MrM 17 steaks:::
Galarrwuy:	#Do you trust your dreams?
MsTegan:	#Hey, I did that a couple of times myself!!
TomFODW:	Crack the tubes!
BruceGail1:	:::sounds of beer cans popping all over the room:::
DRTUNA:	#I trust this one enough to want to find out more.
Cmdr Odo:	{S wottle
MrMarriner:	Bless your heart
DRTUNA:	#Must I invoke a vision again?
BruceGail1:	Amen!
BruceGail1:	{S australa}
MsTegan:	#You should have seen my landing on Catrovalva!!
BruceGail1:	{S bruce}
BruceGail1:	<heheh only I get to hear this one ;) >
TomFODW:	The cat loved your landing, MsTegan!
Surrge:	God its hot in here bruce! {S hot
BenJacksn:	#Say Tegan, do you know Nyssa?
DRTUNA:	#Now Tegan, that may have been the Master operating the controls.
Galarrwuy:	#No...
MsTegan:	# Yes, Ben I do!
Cmdr Odo:	{S strexpr
DRTUNA:	::Turns back to Gul::
BenJacksn:	#She's just the prettiest thing there is
MsTegan:	# Oh Dr, don't tell me that! I always thought it was me!!
OnlineHost:	Tink Abel has left the room.
Galarrwuy:	# But was the one in question enough?
Cmdr Odo:	That's a strange expression, Bruce!
MsTegan:	# Yes, but she was smart, too.
Surrge:	{S ballad
DRTUNA:	#Should I follow my dream into the waking time, dream again, or learn
from the one I have had?
Surrge:	I feel like a song!
Surrge:	:singing::
BruceGail1:	LOL Albert!!!
MsTegan:	To Ben, quietly> I'm worried about the Dr.
Surrge:	((I cant hear it..::grins::))
Galarrwuy:	#I think Doctor, that you are the rare person to whom...
MrMarriner:	::singing too:: I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
Cmdr Odo:	::breaks out in yet another round of "Waltzing Matilda"::
Galarrwuy:	#... the dreams will follow YOU.
BenJacksn:	#Why is that?
Galarrwuy:	#If they appeared to you, they will find you.
DRTUNA:	:::Thinks about this carefully::
Surrge:	{S maestro
MsTegan:	# ::Whispers:: This dream thing, it seems to have him all shook up
Surrge:	::singing LOUDLY::
DRTUNA:	::Gul has some heavy stuff to lay down here!:::
Galarrwuy:	#Then they will reveal themselves.  As they have before...
MsTegan:	# ::Whispering still:: I think he needs you, now more than ever!
Galarrwuy:	#Logopolis...  eh?
BenJacksn:	I noticed that too, but I don't know what to do
DRTUNA:	::Dr conmtinues thinking about what Gul has said. Takes a deep swig
from his Tooth's KB:::
Galarrwuy:	#:::Finsihed 4X.:::
TomFODW:	I think Snoopy is going to be doing commercials for Logopolitan Life
Insurance...
Surrge:	::yawning:: well,
MsTegan:	<LOL Tom>
Galarrwuy:	<TOM!!!  :) >
MrMarriner:	<lol Tom!>
Surrge:	::turning to each in turn::
Surrge:	goodnight bruce
Cmdr Odo:	<LOL>
Surrge:	good night bruce
Surrge:	good night bruce
Cmdr Odo:	G'Noight, Bruce!
DRTUNA:	::Stares in direction of T & B but seems preoccupied:::
Surrge:	and good night bruce
MsTegan:	# I guess just stick with him and see what happens
Galarrwuy:	<Someboyd play 'Yellow submarine' then!>
Surrge:	::looks about::
MsTegan:	# Do you think he will let me come too?
Surrge:	{S notbruce
Surrge:	EY your not bruce!
Surrge:	{S bruce
Galarrwuy:	#:::Gets up & goes to bar for another 4X:::
DRTUNA:	:::Shakes head:: Excuse me, Ben, Tegan, I am not used to this brew, I
am afraid.
BruceGail1:	LOL Albert!  Thank ya kindly!
BenJacksn:	<I'd rather play "Which Way You Goin' Billy?" :)>
Galarrwuy:	:::At bar:::  Another 4X ya nasty Bruces!
BruceGail1:	Eeeeee-manuel Kant was a real pissant....
DRTUNA:	#Ben, Tegan, tomoorrow morning, perhaps?
BenJacksn:	#Why not?
MsTegan:	# You mean I can come too?
OnlineHost:	Talosi has entered the room.
Cmdr Odo:	::singing:: Who was very rarely stable...
BruceGail1:	Talosi, G'Day!  Welcome to the Doctor Who Sim
BruceGail1:	which comes to you today from the University of Woollamalloo!
TomFODW:	Who was very rarely stable!
Cmdr Odo:	'
DRTUNA:	#How about 9 AM?
MsTegan:	#::hugs the Dr around the neck::
Surrge:	::walking out of the bar:: Im gonna go catch me a Tazmanian Devil
Bruce!
TomFODW:	'Eidegger 'Eidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the
table!
Cmdr Odo:	'Oidegger 'Oiedegger was a booze begger who could think you under
the table.
MsTegan:	# ::Yells in Ben's ear:: Hoooraaaay!!
Galarrwuy:	:::Gets beer.:::  Damn, I need trousers!  It's COLD in here!
TomFODW:	David Hume could outconsume Schopenhauer and Hegel!
Galarrwuy:	<MrM's cue>
Cmdr Odo:	David 'Ume could outconsume Schopen'auer and 'Egel,
MrMarriner:	You need trousers?  LEt me take your measurements.
BenJacksn:	:::Ben thinks how he wouldn't wear shorts for the world:::
TomFODW:	While Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as
Schlegel!
DRTUNA:	#Or would 10 AM be better?
Galarrwuy:	Oh boy!  Not you again!
OnlineHost:	Talosi has left the room.
MrMarriner:	Now sir, do you know your inside leg?
TomFODW:	There's nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raisin' of the
wrist.
Cmdr Odo:	There's nothin' Nietzsche couldn't teach ya bout the raisin of the
wrist...
BruceGail1:	Socrates himself was permanently pissed
Galarrwuy:	I'm afraid I know it only too well.  How is it in your opinion?
MsTegan:	# ::smiling:: Any old time at all is wonderful with me
TomFODW:	John Stuart Mill of his own free will on half a pint of shandy grew
particularly ill
MrMarriner:	Well I'm not sure my tape keeps on slipping
TomFODW:	Plato they say could stick it away - half a crate of whiskey every
day!
Cmdr Odo:	Plato they say could stick it away, 'alf a crate o' whiskey every
day,
BenJacksn:	#I'm an early riser Doctor, you know that
Galarrwuy:	Exctiable little fellow ain't ya?
DRTUNA:	Ben?
DRTUNA:	#And do you know where we will be going at 9 AM?
TomFODW:	Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of
his dram.
OnlineHost:	Surrge has left the room.
BruceGail1:	Hobbes was fond of his dram, and Rene DesCartes was a drunken
fart,
MsTegan:	# Where will we be going?
BruceGail1:	I drink therefore I am
TomFODW:	And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, I drink therefore I am!
Cmdr Odo:	Oi drink therefore oi am!
MrMarriner:	Well stop shouting at me.  Youre making me hands tremble!
BenJacksn:	<Albert just can't stay in the room>
BruceGail1:	Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed
BruceGail1:	A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
TomFODW:	A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed
Galarrwuy:	well, never mind Mr. Humphries.  I hgu
DRTUNA:	# I haven't the slightest idea! :::Laughs::
MsTegan:	# To Logopolis again? I hear Galarrwuy mention it..
Galarrwuy:	I guess I'll just stick to the leather strap.
BenJacksn:	#As long as it isn't the Macra colony
Galarrwuy:	<LOL Ben!>
DRTUNA:	#No, not to Logopolis, not now. We will go where we have always
gone.....
Cmdr Odo:	::raises nth can of Foster's:: {S australa
DRTUNA:	#Where our destiny calls us, and hopefully where we are needed most.
TomFODW:	:::tosses steaks at everybody::: Grill's closed!
MsTegan:	# Sounds good to me
BruceGail1:	:::belches:::
BruceGail1:	Good meal then!
Galarrwuy:	<What, no parting word from MrM?>
Cmdr Odo:	Grill's closed, BruceTom? 'Ow about our late afternoon steaks?
TomFODW:	Sorry about that, Odo. Grill's open!
BruceGail1:	{S teaches}
Cmdr Odo:	'Ere!
BruceGail1:	{S sheila}
TomFODW:	::tosses 400 steaks on the barbie::
MsTegan:	Well that was  real rip snorter, Bruce Gail...
BenJacksn:	#FIne by me Doctor
BruceGail1:	Blimey it's hot in here Bruce!
DRTUNA:	#What's say we go for a walk, and we can catch up on old times?
MrMarriner:	No I was just recovering from my little experience.
BruceGail1:	{S hot}
Cmdr Odo:	{S hearhear
BruceGail1:	{S strexpr}
BruceGail1:	{S monkeys}
DRTUNA:	#I want to hear of Tegan's adventures, and the grill seems to be
closing.
BruceGail1:	{S sheila}
Cmdr Odo:	{S confusn
BruceGail1:	{S australa}
MsTegan:	# I'd like that very much Dr. ::stands:;
DRTUNA:	#:::Finishes brew:::
BruceGail1:	{S australa}
MrMarriner:	Toodle-loo everyone!  See you at Grace Brothers where men's
trousers are half off!
Galarrwuy:	:::Sees DRT & Co. head out and wonders what their fate will
be...:::
BenJacksn:	#I'll just go back to the TARDIS Doctor
BruceGail1:	LOL Marriner!
TomFODW:	No, DrTuna, the grill's back open. I forgot about the late afternoon
snack.
Cmdr Odo:	{S philos
MsTegan:	# Come with us Ben, please
DRTUNA:	#Right, Ben, see you there.
TomFODW:	And the predinner snack. And dinner. And the post-dinner snack.
Galarrwuy:	<And a pre-post-pre dinner snack...>
BruceGail1:	::::Looks at Dr Tuna:::...Is your name not Bruce??
TomFODW:	And the mid-evening snack. And the late evening snack. And the
midnight snack.
BruceGail1:	{S notbruce}
TomFODW:	And the early morning snack. And the late early morning snack.
MsTegan:	# I'll see you later then, Ben, Dook on it?
TomFODW:	And the breakfast steaks.
Galarrwuy:	Dook?
DRTUNA:	I hAve been called that wefore. Haven't we all?
BruceGail1:	Look mates!!! Vegemite!!!!
BenJacksn:	#:::Smiles::: Yeah right
Cmdr Odo:	Vegemite, Bruce!
TomFODW:	BruceGail, have you ever HAD Vegemite?
BruceGail1:	:::tosses jars of Vegemite at BruceOdo::::
MsTegan:	#::Shakes Ben's hand::
Cmdr Odo:	Thanks, Bruce!
Galarrwuy:	:::Wonders if Ben will ever stop chasing his own tail.  Or
Polly's:::
BruceGail1:	No BruceTom but I'm guessing *you* have! :)
BenJacksn:	<Probably not Gal>
BruceGail1:	<WHAT! Daniel!! yikes!>
TomFODW:	:::simulates gagging motion & projective vomiting:::
BruceGail1:	<LOL>
Galarrwuy:	:)
Cmdr Odo:	<LOL Tom!>
BruceGail1:	Worse than guacamole then eh?
Cmdr Odo:	<I actually knew someone who *liked* vegemite...>
Galarrwuy:	Hey!  Who is knocking guacamole?!
TomFODW:	oh, on the vomit-making scale, they both rank pretty high.
BruceGail1:	(sings) Living in a land down under...
Galarrwuy:	I sense a brwl beginning here...
MrMarriner:	Guacamole is fabulous especially on fajitas
TomFODW:	Odo, was this an Australian?
BruceGail1:	FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!
DRTUNA:	#::Turns to Tegan as Ben leaves:: Jonnuk, that sailor!
BruceGail1:	::::steaks begin to fly in all directions::::
Cmdr Odo:	<Yes, Tom.>
Galarrwuy:	:::Tosses bottle at Tom for desecrating guacamole:::
TomFODW:	:::tosses white hot jumbo shrimp at everyone:::
MsTegan:	# Yes, he is at that!!
MrMarriner:	::humphres flings some of his fairy cake towards the bar:::
Cmdr Odo:	::hurls vegemite at BruceGail>
BruceGail1:	:::a large steak SPLATS the door just after Ben's gone
through::::
BruceGail1:	<in the jar or out, Odo??>
Galarrwuy:	::Grabs Tink:::  come on!  Lots of rowdy philosophers here!
Cmdr Odo:	<LOL>
Cmdr Odo:	<out>
BruceGail1:	:::ducks Vegemite and it hits BruceTom:::
DRTUNA:	#::Walks towards door:: Shouts at Gail Bruce::  Now, thatr's what I
call a rip snorter.
Cmdr Odo:	Sorry 'bout that, BruceTom.
Galarrwuy:	:::Out the door & past Mr. Humprhies:::
TomFODW:	:::wipes self off and calls Mr. Sleeze, his attorney.
BruceGail1:	Aw, spit!!
DRTUNA:	#Gotta grease my skates!
BruceGail1:	{S howls}
MrMarriner:	::Humpreys exits stridently::
TomFODW:	Hails of derisive laughter!
Galarrwuy:	<Don't bother TOm, G. only has stocks in Guacamole Inc.!>
BruceGail1:	:::howls of derisive laughter:::
Galarrwuy:	:::Back to outback:::  Ah!  What a day.
MrMarriner:	::and then reenters with Mrs Slocombes pussy and tosses it into
the fray::
TomFODW:	Those'r all cricketers, Bruce.
BruceGail1:	:::radio begins to play a medly of Men at Work's greatest hits:::
Cmdr Odo:	<LOL MrM!>
DRTUNA:	::Dr and Tegan take a walk in the outback. She tells him of her
recent past, hopes, fears, etc.:::
MsTegan:	# ::Can't help it, throws a bowl of hash-me-gandy before leaving::
TomFODW:	:::tosses Kylie Minogue on the barbie:::
BruceGail1:	<LOL Tom!>
DRTUNA:	::They enmd up at the Tardis:::
Cmdr Odo:	::humming something by Midnight Oil::
TomFODW:	:::barbie objects:::
DRTUNA:	# = at the Tardis
MrMarriner:	::another song by INXS::
TomFODW:	(sings) "With bells on their fingers, and rings in their nose"
Galarrwuy:	@@@@@:)
DRTUNA:	#Well, Tegan, here it is.
BruceGail1:	(sings) how can we dance while our earth is turning? How can we
sleep while our beds are
BruceGail1:	burning?
Galarrwuy:	<Marge Simpson walks into the bar>
BruceGail1:	DOH!
DRTUNA:	#You know, some times I think the Tardis is the center of the
universe.
MsTegan:	# ::Looks at the Tardis:: I'm ready, ::enters::
BruceGail1:	Bart: gimme a Fosters
TomFODW:	(Barnie seizes her and makes mad, passionate Indonesian love to her)
BruceGail1:	Homer: No
DRTUNA:	#And I just happen to be along for the ride!
BruceGail1:	Bart: Gimme a Fosters
BruceGail1:	Homer: No
BruceGail1:	Bart: Gimme a Fosters
BruceGail1:	Homer: No
MsTegan:	# It was certainly the center of my universe for a while.
Cmdr Odo:	Lisa: Bart, it's BAD for you!
Galarrwuy:	Marge:  Oh Homie, it's only alcohol!
Galarrwuy:	Marge:  HIC!
Cmdr Odo:	Lisa: Don't you understand?
DRTUNA:	#We really aren't that much different. Both passengers.
MsTegan:	# It feels like I'm coming back home in a way
BruceGail1:	:::Looks around::: Where's New Bruce gone off to?
Galarrwuy:	Marge:  Now Lisa, a little repression is a good thing!
BruceGail1:	The one with the Sheila
BenJacksn:	<I'm back, did anybody miss me?>
TomFODW:	Back to Pommy Land!
MrMarriner:	Marge, this is your sister Selma.  Don't drink it's bad for you.
Smoke instead
DRTUNA:	#Neither of us were born here, but for both of us it is now home.
Galarrwuy:	<Ben!  BEEEENNNN!  >
Cmdr Odo:	Dunno, mate, 'aven't seen New Bruce in a while.
BruceGail1:	G'day, Ben!
TomFODW:	I sure picked a bad week to give up smoking glue.
Galarrwuy:	Marge (to Ben):  Hello sailor!
TomFODW:	sniffing glue, I mean.
BruceGail1:	Say what Tom?
BruceGail1:	LOL
Cmdr Odo:	Lisa: But *Mom...*
Galarrwuy:	@@@@@;)     <--- at Ben
BenJacksn:	Sorry I don't go for 'air taller than me :)
MsTegan:	# Yes, it's good to be back where I belong
DRTUNA:	#If you do stay in Polly's room, be careful with her things. We may
see her again.
Galarrwuy:	Marge:  Calm down Lisa, Mommy's making a pass.
TomFODW:	Is that your hair, Marge, or are you happy to see me?
MsTegan:	# Can I have my old room back?
DRTUNA:	#:::Hugs Tegan briefly:: Of course you can!
Cmdr Odo:	Maggie: ::sucks on pacifier::
Galarrwuy:	Marge> :::winks at Tom:::  <LOL Tom!>
BenJacksn:	<But that's my room Tegan LOL>
BruceGail1:	<oh yes, Tegan, one more thing...DON'T mention Nyssa...LOL!>
TomFODW:	Roommates!
DRTUNA:	#...and Tegan....
MrMarriner:	Selma: now marge clam down and watch McGyver with us
TomFODW:	Ben and Tegan sitting in a tree...
MsTegan:	#<I forgot!!>
BruceGail1:	:::Mr Smithers walks into a bar;:
MsTegan:	# yes, Doctor?
Galarrwuy:	I'D go on the TARDIS to be Tegan's roomate!
DRTUNA:	#I'm different this time. I need your help.
TomFODW:	How often do we get into trouble because we fail to use those two
simple words: I Forgot.
Galarrwuy:	<Galar. said that, not me!>
Cmdr Odo:	::Apu appears behind bar:: How can I help you, loyal customer?
MsTegan:	<LOL Gal, and Tom>
DRTUNA:	#Good night.
BenJacksn:	Ben has no luck with women, just ask Nyssa, Liz, Polly, etc.
MrMarriner:	<buh bye everyone it was fun>>
TomFODW:	Awwwwwwwwwww!
TomFODW:	Buh bye!
OnlineHost:	MrMarriner has left the room.
MsTegan:	# I'll try to be a better friend this time, see you in the morning
Galarrwuy:	That's because Ben still uses that OLD toothpaste, when he needs
BRILL toothpaste!
Cmdr Odo:	G'Day Mr M! {S gday2
BruceGail1:	<we can mess around a tad longer but let me end the officia sim>
DRTUNA:	<Luck is a relative term>
BruceGail1:	{S dit} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PAUSE SIM<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
BruceGail1:	Ben uses Crelm!
DRTUNA:	::Doctor vanishes down hallway:::
BenJacksn:	And here I thought it was that Ben was a sexist pig
Galarrwuy:	I say, Bruce Gail, you've ended the faculty meeting!  That's
against rule 7!
BruceGail1:	:::flips through the rule book:::
Cmdr Odo:	Bart: Awwww, man!
BruceGail1:	Ah, rule 8!  :::slaps forehead:::