OnlineHost:	
OnlineHost:	*** You are in "Simulations City". ***
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WarWitch:	Hey Gail, when did you come in?
Gail Who:	Just now :)
PrCronotis:	Hey Gail!
Gail Who:	Hello!
Gail Who:	{S witch}
TempusLord:	Hola nixon, Gail!!!
WarWitch:	Not again :)
DrHecate:	OK are we ready to start?
WarWitch:	What about Peter?
DrHecate:	Yea, where is he?
OnlineHost:	DNixon7 has left the room.
TempusLord:	I was a crook once, but then I got a nose job
Gail Who:	Hey what's the matter with AOL tonight?
WarWitch:	LOL Tempus
PrCronotis:	SLOW as usual.
Gail Who:	I was able to log my mail without being dumped or anything!
TempusLord:	Its having a sezure (Spelling)
Gail Who:	seizure :)
PrCronotis:	Seizure
DrHecate:	Well, we should start as it is quarter after 11pm.
BenJacksn:	I'm here, I'm play even if AOL explodes, and i wish it would
PrCronotis:	I never get dumped. It's just ocasionally slow.
Gail Who:	{S explosin}
Gail Who:	oops there it goes :)
WarWitch:	Lucky you :)
TempusLord:	Steve Case has a contract on my head
Gail Who:	{S taxman}
PrCronotis:	Gail what does that sound sound like.
DrHecate:	OK, let's begin. PLACES EVERYONE.
TempusLord:	Crimes include - Using 800 numbers reserved for beta testers
PrCronotis:	explosin that is.
WarWitch:	Explode the taxman!!!
DrHecate:	##################  DR WHO SIM  4/12/95   11:15pm EST
#################
DrHecate:	EPISODE:   WARWORLD
Gail Who:	<PrCron, it's Leela: "...Everyone runs from the taxman"  ...from
Sunmakers>
TempusLord:	Distrubuting beta software
DrHecate:	{S DIT
DrHecate:	The face of tempuslord appears on the screen, winks and you see the
tardis.
DrHecate:	(and plenty of other expensive BBC effects)
DrHecate:	The episode begins on the TARDIS.
WarWitch:	<@=Boscar 4>
TempusLord:	<i dont week darnit, I twitch>
TempusLord:	<err week = wink>
DrHecate:	You have just landed on Boscar 4, otherwise known as WARWORLD.
BenJacksn:	<=Ben is crazy and I like it that way
DrHecate:	All your enemies are doing battle above the surface.
TempusLord:	<Sucks to be me>
WarShips:	<& = the planet's atmosphere>
DrHecate:	To the north is a castle (where your tracer points)
WarWitch:	@ ::Impatiently drumming fingers, watching as the battle rages on::
DrHecate:	The Black guardian speaks to Ben
OnlineHost:	Timelordz has left the room.
DrHecate:	BG> Boy, bring me the segments to my cave!
Saroz:	::Inconspicuously waits on the Beeb Sound Stage for a role::
DrHecate:	The adventure begins....
WarWitch:	@ ::Thinks:: Are any ot these miserable creatures worthy of being
my minions?
Saroz:	No, probably not.
BenJacksn:	:::Ben is in the TARDIS Medical area:::
DrHecate:	BG> Boy? I am speaking to you!
TempusLord:	<Is peter here?>
BenJacksn:	:::Tries to fight the summons of the BG, but he is in torment:::
DrHecate:	<No peter isn't, but is not integral to the story>
Gail Who:	RANI>:::in her lab in her tardis, working on some baby t-rex DNA
etc etc::::
TempusLord:	<just curious>
WarWitch:	@ ::Speaks to warships:: Take on those Rutans over there, would
you?
BenJacksn:	To BG>No! Leave me alone! I-I-I aaaauuuuuggghhhh
Gail Who:	<Rani's on Boscar>
TempusLord:	@:::Is pacing up and down the TARDIS control room:::
Saroz:	:::starts knitting a scarf while she waits:::
TempusLord:	<Err switch that to $>
Saroz:	:::it gets longer:::
Saroz:	:::and longer:::
DrHecate:	BG> If you do not listen boy Nissa will die.
DrHecate:	BG> She is here waiting for you.
WarShips:	&::Sontaran and Cybermen ships spontaneously turn away from
eachother and begin firing on Rutans:::
WarShips:	&:::very very suprised rutans :) ::
TempusLord:	<LOL>
WarWitch:	::Does a plnetary recon, and notices something curious:: Hummm a
Tardis?
Saroz:	:::Suddenly she turns into a Sontaran Cmdr.
BenJacksn:	::In a delirium, Ben leaves the med area and goes gets the
segments:::
TempusLord:	$:::Growing impatient:: Ben :::Yelling:: Come Along!
WarWitch:	::Scans databanks:: Who could it be? Must be a renegade....
Gail Who:	<% = Rani's tardis in Sontaran camp on Boscar>
TempusLord:	$Where is that boy....
DrHecate:	BG> Hurry Boy, else she dies. Her life in in peril....
Saroz:	:::Sontaran Cmdr. Ajax sets up a camp on the surface:::
WarWitch:	@ ::Glances at viewscreen sees Rutans explode:: 
Gail Who:	%:::a beeping sound is heard from the Rani's console room:::
PrCronotis:	<BTW Who am I?>
OnlineHost:	Markhemy has entered the room.
WarWitch:	@ ::Crosses Rutans off list:: Miserable blobs!!!!
TempusLord:	$Ben ::Still yelling:: if your not here, im going to get the
segment on my own, there is no time to
DrHecate:	$ Doctor we need to get to the castle.
TempusLord:	$delay
Gail Who:	%:::She leaves her experiment for a moment to check her scanner
readouts:::
DrHecate:	>>>Markhemy  , Welcome to the Doctor Who Simulation. Please standby
<<<
BenJacksn:	:::A raggedy looking Ben gets the segments:::Go away Doctor! Leave
me alone!!!
Saroz:	:::Sees Rani's TARDIS::: STRN: What is this fool female creature?
BenJacksn:	<ops forgot the $>
TempusLord:	$I know I was hoping Ben would come along but I guess its just
you and me Hecate
DrHecate:	$ OK, let's get a move on.
WarShips:	&<Cyberlackey> The Rutans have been... DESTROYED.
TempusLord:	$Very well ben
WarWitch:	@ ::Worries:: Who is that in the Tardis? With Sontarans? This could
be interesting...
Gail Who:	%:::looking at instruments on console::::  What's this?
DrHecate:	$ I think the boy needs help, but we don't have the time right now.
TempusLord:	$:::Bounds outside to the surface::: Come on Hecate, ben can wait
the multi-verse cant
Saroz:	:::raises gun at Rani TARDIS::: Is this the Doctor?
WarWitch:	@ ::Proceed to the Silurian ship::
WarShips:	&<Cyberleader> Excellent! Open fire on the Dalek vessel. 
Gail Who:	%Rani> The last thing this planet needs now is that ridiculous
Doctor!
Saroz:	No, but you are one of his kind!
DrHecate:	$ I've got the tracer, let's go Doc
WarWitch:	@ ::Tells Warship:: Proceed to the Silurian ship..
Saroz:	:::Begins to pull trigger:::
Gail Who:	%Rani> He'll ruin my experiments if I don't watch it!
TempusLord:	$:::Standing on the planet surface look towards the castle.
Starts running towards it:::
WarShips:	&<Cyberleader> ::raises sliver fist:: Halt! Cease fire on the Dalek
vessel and aim phaser bank
BenJacksn:	$::Ben gets the segments:::I go to do it, I don't want to. Please
forgive me Doctor!
DrHecate:	$ :::following tempus::::
WarShips:	%<Cyberleader> at- the Silurian fleet. 
WarWitch:	@::Scans the Sontaran camp more closely:: The Rani!!!!
Saroz:	Who are you, Timelord?
Gail Who:	%:::looks up at scanner screen and sees Sontarans outside::: Oh,
great.
DrHecate:	BG> Boy bring the pieces to me. I am in the cave to the west.
Saroz:	An egyptian queen?
Gail Who:	%Mr Potato Head is here!
WarWitch:	@ NOw there's a worthy adversary...better keep track of her...
DrHecate:	<LOL Gail>
OnlineHost:	Markhemy has left the room.
Saroz:	Grrrrrrrr.......
BenJacksn:	$:::Leaves TARDIS with segments:::
TempusLord:	<Mr. Potato head was cute darnit>
WarShips:	&<cyberlackey> I obey. :::aims pitifully depleted energy stores at
the Silurian fleet:::
DrHecate:	Doc, we are at the castle, do you have a way to get in?
Saroz:	I am Ajax, Commander of Sontarans. Who are you, Timelord?
TempusLord:	*::Looks at the castle::: hmm we could knock?
TempusLord:	<*=outside castle with tempus and hecate>
OnlineHost:	CmdrAaron has entered the room.
BenJacksn:	$:::Ben looks and sees the Doctor and Hecate in the distance:::
DrHecate:	* :: knocks ::
WarWitch:	@::Notices someone is at the castle door::
Gail Who:	%:::sighs and opens the external speaker:::: Ajax, this is the Rani
Saroz:	Just as I thought, an egyptian queen!
WarWitch:	@ ::Does a quick scan:: No weapons? Here? Must be either a fool or
crazy>>
BenJacksn:	$:::Walks to cave:::
Gail Who:	%Rani>   I have the DNA augmentation for your foot soldiers ready
TempusLord:	*::BEgins tapping Cumina burana on the door with his knuckles:::
WarWitch:	@ ::Presses intercom:: State your business
Saroz:	<grunt>
BenJacksn:	$::All the whie, Ben fights the BG summons, he contemplates
suicide:::
WarShips:	&<silurian leader> :::busy hurling nuclear projectiles at...
someone else... and doesn't notice::
Saroz:	Are you in league with the enemy, the meddling Doctor?
BenJacksn:	whie=while
Gail Who:	%Rani>  :::leisurely returns to her lab and prepares several hypos,
places them in a case:::
TempusLord:	*Oh, hello there, Im the Doctor and these err this is my
companion Dr. Hecate
WarWitch:	@ ::Listens, intrigued and interested::
Saroz:	And half a dozen other enimies?
DrHecate:	* And you are....
WarWitch:	@ ::I am WarWitch ruler of this dump::
BenJacksn:	$:::reaches cave:::
TempusLord:	*Yes one should always do introductions both ways as three ways
is cofusing
Gail Who:	%:::returns to console room::::  Look.  I am working *with* the
Sontarans
CmdrAaron:	<*...and your point ....=D>
WarShips:	&<silurian kiss-up> Sir, there's something you should know about-
DrHecate:	BG> In the cave BOY
Saroz:	:::with a jerk of arm summons four Sontaran officers, who stand ready
to fire should
Gail Who:	%I thought your race would've passed the word along by now.  
DrHecate:	BG> Greetings
BenJacksn:	$ I want to see Nyssa!
Saroz:	the Rani prove dangerous:::
WarWitch:	@ ::Interested in the strange little man with no gun:: Just a sec,
I'll be right down
DrHecate:	<Ben sees Nyssa hovering above a pit of spikes in a cage>
OnlineHost:	CmdrAaron has left the room.
TempusLord:	*Oh, joyous congratulations, you wouldn't let us in by the hair
of your chinny chin chin
PrCronotis:	& :::meanwhile a loud sound is heard by all. It's a Cyber scout
ship crashing onto the planet:::
WarWitch:	@ :To Warship:: On to the Daleks now...
Gail Who:	%Contact your superior, Ajax.  Quadrant Commander Tuber.
DrHecate:	BG> Give me the pieces!
BenJacksn:	$Let 'er go! Or you ain't getting these :::shows an almost
finished Key To Time:::
WarWitch:	@ ::Has second thoughts, but could use a laugh::
WarWitch:	@ ::Opens castle doors::
PrCronotis:	& ::: the first ship is followed by another and another.
Aparently a small fleet:::
Saroz:	Commander Tuber, this is Commander Ajax of the K17 millitary unit.
DrHecate:	BG> No, if you don't give me the segments she dies in 5 seconds.
DrHecate:	BG> 5!
WarWitch:	@Greetings, do come in...
DrHecate:	BG> 4!
BenJacksn:	$ Wait! Why are these so important to you!
Gail Who:	%:::taps her toe impatiently in her Tardis, waiting :::
DrHecate:	BG> 3!
PrCronotis:	% ::: these ships land near the  Rani's TARDIS:::
DrHecate:	BG> 2!
TempusLord:	*Thank you, you are a gratious host ::Enters the castle:::
BenJacksn:	$Okay!
WarShips:	&:::metallic hydraulic screams are heard as a rebel silurian ship
fires at cybership, causing them to:
TempusLord:	*Come along Hecate!
DrHecate:	BG> :: outstreches hand.
Saroz:	Rani, Commander Tuber requests we search your TARDIS for foul objects.
DrHecate:	* OK, Doc.
BenJacksn:	$Nyssa, is that really you?
Saroz:	:::leads four Sontarans into TARDIS:::
DrHecate:	* Somehow it is always an adventure with you.
WarWitch:	@Yes, your friend can come too I guess...
Gail Who:	%:::wondering what the Doctor could be up to on Boscar:::
PrCronotis:	% (insert Cyber music here) ::: out steps the Cyber leader:::
WarWitch:	@ ::Slams doors shut::
WarWitch:	@::locks them securely::
TempusLord:	@What great hospitality
DrHecate:	@ Oooops. 
DrHecate:	<Ben did you give the segs to the BG?>
TempusLord:	@We seem to be valued guests
WarWitch:	@ Well now, let's have a little chat shall we? ::Points blaster at
Tempus::
BenJacksn:	<no>
WarShips:	&::break orbit- but their mission is complete. They have provided a
distraction for their companion::
PrCronotis:	% What is this planet? Come we will find out.
BenJacksn:	<He is trying to see if Nyssa is real or not>
WarShips:	&::cyberships to land on the planet::
TempusLord:	@Very, well but first put that ugly thing away
DrHecate:	BG> OK boy, she dies then with a snap of my fingers
Saroz:	:::sends two to watch Rani::: What is this?? :::points to "I love the
Doctor" valentine card
BenJacksn:	$Okay ::goves segments:::
Gail Who:	%::: clips a portable scan device so she can track the Doctor down
later:::
WarWitch:	@ Have an aversion to guns, do you? ::wicked laugh::
TempusLord:	@Im always in the mood to chat and incentives are a  waste of
time
DrHecate:	Nyssa screems> Ben! Don't let them!
BenJacksn:	goves=gives
WarShips:	&::and the silurians keep trying to blow the zygons away,
obliviously :) ::::
PrCronotis:	% ::: Cyber leader approaches the Rani's TARDIS, and attepts to
get in::::
DrHecate:	<The BG disappears with segs and the cage falls into the pit>
WarShips:	&:::a new, funky-looking ship arrives:::
WarWitch:	@ ::Thinks< what an intersting concept::
Saroz:	What will the DNA augmentation do for us, Timelord female?
BenJacksn:	$No!!!!!!!!!
WarWitch:	@ Puts gun away
DrHecate:	@ What are you doing here?
WarWitch:	@ ::Leads men to the Parlor::
Saroz:	:::five Sontarans hurl gold at Cyberleader:::
TempusLord:	@Because we know why were here so your the only gap
WarWitch:	@ Do sit down
TempusLord:	@:::Sits crosslegged on teh ground:::
WarWitch:	@ I guess it won't hurt to tell you
WarShips:	&<Zaphod Beeblebrox> Hey, this doesn't look like the Restaurant at
the End of the Universe.... 
Gail Who:	%Cybermen! How boring...
DrHecate:	@ :: checks tracer :::
PrCronotis:	%::: The Cyber troops bring out of their ship a Cyber Bomb ready
for blasting:::
BenJacksn:	$:::Ben's mind is already at the breaking point:::
WarWitch:	@ I am conducting a little experiment
TempusLord:	<LOL Ships!!!!!>
Saroz:	:::Female, answer!
TempusLord:	@Sounds dreadful
WarWitch:	@ i want an elite fighting force to help me conquer the universe
WarShips:	&<Ford Prefect> :::looking at the Heart of Gold's viewscreen over
Zaph's shoulder::: I wonder if they
TempusLord:	@Been tried, doesn't work, believe me
WarShips:	&<ford> sell Pan Galactic GargleBlasters on any of those ships?
DrHecate:	@ Oh, so you are the reason for all this war.
WarWitch:	@ So I sent out invitations to all the nasty boys I could think
of...
BenJacksn:	$:::Ben decides he has to find the Doctor:::
Saroz:	:::snaps fingers::: We have a human male that is in the emotion love
for you
TempusLord:	@Ive run into all those nasties up there and they couldn't
conqour an ant hill
WarWitch:	@ Well, yes..
Saroz:	we will sic him on you if you do not answer
DrHecate:	<Ben notices that the cage is empty>
WarWitch:	@ I am beginning to think the same thing
TempusLord:	@Sorry to bust your bubble
Gail Who:	%the DNA restructuring will allow the soldiers to fight until dead.
Little or no rest needed
WarShips:	&<auton ensign> Sir! A new ship has arrived sir!
WarWitch:	@ But I do so want to rule the universe, do you know a better way?
PrCronotis:	% (cyber leader) We must show this timelord that we mean to
destoy their TARDIS
BenJacksn:	$:::Ben runs out of the cave, tears in his eyes towards the
Doctor:::
TempusLord:	@Sorry, cant really be done
WarShips:	&<Arthur Dent> :::just wishes he could get a cup of tea for a
change!:::
WarWitch:	@::Poors Tempus hot tea and milk::
Gail Who:	::To Saroz::: Love?  Another fantasy!  :::scoffs:::
TempusLord:	@I think if really determined i could do it, but I really have no
urge
TempusLord:	@Id have to come up with some way to defeat myself
WarWitch:	@ Why not, are you sick or something?
TempusLord:	@Which is fairly hard
Saroz:	:::sics male, then disappear into sunset:::
WarShips:	&<auton leader> Retrieve their co-ordinates and identify them. 
WarWitch:	@ A bit of a baraggart aren't you?
TempusLord:	@Oh, yes definatly
WarWitch:	<oops>
DrHecate:	@ ::whispers:: the seg seems to be in the basement Doctor.
Saroz:	Goodbye, Timelord!!!! Good luck.....<sneer>
PrCronotis:	% (cyberleader) (to Rani) Timelord, come out or we shall destroy
your TARDIS!!
WarWitch:	@::Smiles:: I always liked that in a man
BenJacksn:	:::goes towards castle:::
WarWitch:	@You seem interested in the castel
WarShips:	&<Ford> Maybe the Infinite Improbability Drive landed us in the car
park by mistake. 
TempusLord:	@Ahh Good, glad to help ::Whispers to Hecate:: Go get it while I
destract pyscho here
Saroz:	:::male comes out and sacrifices himself to the Cybers for the Rani,
his true love:::
WarWitch:	@ Would you like a little tour?
DrHecate:	@ Great!
BenJacksn:	:::reaches Doctor:::
DrHecate:	@ Ben!
TempusLord:	@OH, yes, its such a nice castle
PrCronotis:	% ::: cybermen blast him to pieces:::
BenJacksn:	<i meant Castle>
TempusLord:	@Oh Hello Ben, how nice of you to join us!
DrHecate:	@ Where have you been?
WarShips:	&<marvin> ::clunks depressedly over:: No, that's not the car park.
I would remember it, after spending
WarWitch:	@ Who is your friend? Another pacifist?
BenJacksn:	<sorry>
Gail Who:	%:::to Cybermen:::: Go away you ridiculous tin plated creatures!
WarWitch:	@ Where are you strange people from?
TempusLord:	@Close enough
BenJacksn:	<I didn't think Ben was that fast>
WarShips:	&<marvin> five billion years parking cars there, not that anyone
ever asks me whether it's the carpark
Gail Who:	%haven't you learned *yet* that my ship cannot be destroyed?
PrCronotis:	% (cyberleader) We want your TARDIS and shall have it!!!
TempusLord:	@Oh, Ben here hails from earth, Hecate and I are from somewhere
near galactic center
BenJacksn:	@Doctor!!! :::in hestrerics:::Doctor!!!
WarShips:	&<marvin> or not, never even notice I'm around unless a door needs
to be closed... "Pick up that piece
WarWitch:	@ Well, I am bored with the war for the moment. I find you all so
much more interesting 
TempusLord:	@Err yes ben?
Gail Who:	%:::sighs::: It is *impossible* to get any scientific work done on
Warworld...
BenJacksn:	@I'm sorry Doctor :::in tears"::: 'e trick me! I'm sorry!!
WarWitch:	@ ::Leers at Tempus::
Gail Who:	%Everyone's so busy trying to destroy everyone else...
TempusLord:	@Umm, Ben, calm down, whats the matter :::Leers right back at
witch:::
WarShips:	&<marvin> of paper, Marvin." "The pool needs cleaning, Marvin."
"Could you feed the mice for us,
OnlineHost:	Saroz has left the room.
BenJacksn:	@I couldn't fight 'em, I tried to, I'm so sorry!
TempusLord:	@Take it easy, exaplin
Gail Who:	%:::thinks::: Hmmm, destroy....the Doctor's here...:::looks at
Cybers on screen:::
DrHecate:	@ How about that tour Miss?
WarShips:	& Marvin?"  Brain the size of a planet and they want to know if I
can feed the mice for them.... 
Gail Who:	%:::on com:::  Cyberleader!
WarWitch:	@ Well okay....I really wanted him. but you'll do I guess
BenJacksn:	@The-The Black Guardian!!! ::Falls over trying:::
PrCronotis:	% ( Ajax) lets destroy them Rani.
BenJacksn:	trying=crying
Gail Who:	%We have a common enemy on Warworld!
WarWitch:	@ Now don't you run off friends, we'll be right back
Gail Who:	<oh poor Ben>
TempusLord:	@Yes, um could you take hecate while I sort this out with Ben
DrHecate:	@ Come along, doctor, you will miss the tour.
PrCronotis:	% (cyberleader ) Who is that
WarWitch:	@ Takes Hecate' hand, 
DrHecate:	@ You should come, Doctor. 
BenJacksn:	<Poor Ben nothing, I brought it on myself LOL>
WarShips:	& <auton ensign> They appear to be no one of consequence, sir. 
TempusLord:	@Helps ben up ::Following hecate::: Come along ben explain more
WarWitch:	@ You absolutely must see my control centr...
WarShips:	&<auton captain> Excellent. In that case, prepare to fire on their
ship. 
TempusLord:	@Coming, Hecate, worry not if theres something to be seen I shall
brake it!
Gail Who:	%:::to cybers:::  A renegade of my people and an insufferable,
interfering creature
PrCronotis:	% ::: the sontarans exit the Rani's TARDIS and proceed to destoy
every Cyberman for miles:::
WarWitch:	@ All the latest gizmos
Gail Who:	%The Doctor!
TempusLord:	@Ben, what about the Black Gaurdian
WarShips:	&<arthur> ::ignoring Marvin:: I don't think we're anywhere near the
restaurant at all. 
BenJacksn:	@'e promised me Nyssa If I gave 'im the segments. She would've
died!
Gail Who:	%:::to Ajax::: Why did you destroy the Cybermen?!  They could have
been usefull.
BenJacksn:	@I-I-I didn'r 'ave a choice!
TempusLord:	@Ben, Ben, Ben, he cant do that kind of thing its against the
rules
WarShips:	&<zaphod> ::to ford:: I told you not to let monkey-man drive. 
TempusLord:	@But its OK
DrHecate:	@ So Ben, we don't have the 5 segments?
WarWitch:	@::To Tempus::  Come along honey
WarShips:	&<arthur> :::bristles:: I beg your pardon!
PrCronotis:	% ( Ajax) How they had no purpose
Gail Who:	%That was a needless waste of energy.  I could have destroyed them
for you much easier!
TempusLord:	@Hecate, sort this out with Ben while i try for the last segment
BenJacksn:	@I mean, what could these segments do?
PrCronotis:	<I can't play to people at once>
WarWitch:	::Takes Tempus' hand too::
WarShips:	&<trillian> :::cutting through the squabbling::: Zaphod, that ship
is preparing to fire on us. 
TempusLord:	@Coming!! ::Follow war witch:::
Gail Who:	%Everything can be used to the Sontaran advantage!  :::cunningly:::
OnlineHost:	GodStarr has entered the room.
WarWitch:	::Pulss Tempus to the control center
WarShips:	&<auton ship> ::readying missle banks:::
TempusLord:	<Im lovin this>
WarWitch:	::Stands really close to Tempus::
OnlineHost:	DOCTOR 6 has entered the room.
DrHecate:	<The tracer points to the castle power source>
BenJacksn:	@:::Beginning to fall aprt again::: I didn't mean it!!!
BenJacksn:	<ohmigod!>
DrHecate:	>>>DOCTOR 6  , Welcome to the Doctor Who Simulation. Please standby
<<<
WarWitch:	@ See all the power in this room? We could share it....
DOCTOR 6:	OI I'm here!
TempusLord:	@So how do you power this beauty of a castle?
Gail Who:	%:::to Ajax::: Now. My instrumentation shows that there are prizes
to be had on Boscar...
WarWitch:	@ I have a highly top secret power source in the dungeon, dear 
WarShips:	&<arthur> Oh my god!
TempusLord:	@Id just love to see it!
PrCronotis:	% (ajax) How do we destroy the Doctor?
Gail Who:	%Prizes your Sontaran Generals will be pleased to receive
WarWitch:	@ We could go there, there are a lot of fun toys down there
::Leers::
Gail Who:	%You could gain much honor!
PrCronotis:	% Such as...
OnlineHost:	GodStarr has left the room.
WarWitch:	@ Bring him too, ::Nods towards Ben::
Gail Who:	%Ah, don't be so hasty...concentrate on the assault, then on the
treasures within
WarShips:	&<zaphod> ::busily arguing with Ford as to whether this is
miliway's or the Galacto-Hilton:::
TempusLord:	@Oh, dear, he seems to be busy, OK, :::Yells::: Ben, Hecate, come
along!!
BenJacksn:	@:::totally mentally exhausted, Ben makes no resistance:::
WarWitch:	@ ::Takes Tempus by the elbow exits control center::
DrHecate:	@ :::following :::
PrCronotis:	% Where shall we start?
DrHecate:	@ Ven don't feel bad, things could be worse?
TempusLord:	@:::Does a little jig all the way down:::
WarWitch:	@ I have all the latest torture devices....
WarShips:	&<ford> But this can't not be miliway's, that's impossible! 
TempusLord:	<Always look the on the bright side of life>
WarShips:	&<zaphod> No, just very very improbable. 
WarWitch:	@ Perhaps you'd like to try one out?
DrHecate:	@ Is that a Barry Manalow album?
WarShips:	&<trillian> Thye're going to FIRE on US!
Gail Who:	% We shall take a regiment and attack the castle
WarWitch:	We could use it on him ::Nods towards Ben::
TempusLord:	@First I want to see the power source, must be incredible to
power this place
WarShips:	&<arthur>  They're going to FIRE on us!!
TempusLord:	@no hecate its Kenny G
DrHecate:	<LOL Tempus>
WarWitch:	@ Okay, party pooper ::pouts:: 
WarShips:	&<ford> They're going to fire on US??!?
WarWitch:	@ Takes guys to the power source
DrHecate:	@ Impressive
WarShips:	&<zaphod> Maybe I shouldn't have used the solar calculator to
calculate the coordinates...
WarShips:	&<everyone else> ZAPHOD!!
TempusLord:	@:::In darth vader voice:: Impressive
PrCronotis:	% Let us depart then.
BenJacksn:	@:::All the while Ben keeps babbling "I'm sorry" and such:::
WarShips:	&<zaphod> Oh. Right. They're going to fire on us-WHAT??!
WarWitch:	@ ::Strokes:: pulsating machinery::
TempusLord:	@:::To hecate:::Bens going to need some councilling after this we
may have to make a stop at Earth
Gail Who:	%We shall travel by ground shuttle, the castle is within reach.
WarWitch:	@ Yes, this is my special pride and joy
DrHecate:	@ I understand.
WarShips:	&<marvin> ::off in a corner:: not that anyone asks me, mind you,
but if they did I might be able to 
TempusLord:	@Ahh good :::Raises the tracer to the power source:::
WarWitch:	@ I killed a lot of people for this baby
PrCronotis:	% ::: Ajax and the rest of his party leave the Rani's TARDIS:::
WarShips:	&<marvin> tell them that the infinite improbability drive is
probably what they want to be using right
Gail Who:	%:::Rani, Ajax and Sontarans leave the Rani's Tardis and go
outside::: 
BenJacksn:	<Excuse Me sir, I've seem to have lost my mind, can you help me
find it?>
WarWitch:	@ Just what do you think you are doing?
DrHecate:	<Do you touch the power source with the tracer Tempus?>
TempusLord:	@Oh, just retrieving something I lost a while ago
WarShips:	&<marvin> now, but as nobody's listening I'll just go wash my head
at someone, the mice perhaps, I'm
WarWitch:	@ Stop that!
TempusLord:	@:::Touches the power srouce with tracer:::
WarShips:	&<marvin> sure that would amuse them.... 
WarWitch:	@ Just when we were getting along so well!
DrHecate:	<power source changes to last segment>
WarWitch:	@ Give that!
WarShips:	&<trillian> ::sharply, to marvin:: What?
TempusLord:	@Oh, this doesn't spoil a thing we can contine our tea after I do
a few things
WarWitch:	@ ::Gasps:: What have you done? Now I am defenseless!!!!!!
DrHecate:	@ Now everyone will remain silent and motionless!
TempusLord:	@::grabs up the last segment and stuffs it in his pocket:::
WarShips:	&<marvin> but nobody needs to hear what I have to say.... 
DrHecate:	@ ::: pulls out TCE!!!! :::::::::::::
PrCronotis:	% ::: entering the Ground shuttle the Rani and the Sonataran
leave for the castle. :::
WarWitch:	@ ::Dazed::
DrHecate:	@ I'll take that Doctor
TempusLord:	@Oh, please
WarShips:	&<trillian> He's right! Zaphod, turn the shields off and activate
the Improbability Drive!!
TempusLord:	@Could you be anymore melodramatic
WarWitch:	@ ::Screams:: GIVE IT BACK TO ME!!!
WarShips:	&<auton captain> Fire!!
BenJacksn:	@No Doctor don't give it to 'im!
WarWitch:	@ REaches for Tempus' pocket::
DrHecate:	@ Aims TCE at Doctor
TempusLord:	@No, he can have it
TempusLord:	@:::Hands whats in his pocket to Hecate:::
WarShips:	&<trillian> ::hurls herself at button as Zaphod is busy gibbering::
DrHecate:	@ :: Fires TCE at Doctor::::
BenJacksn:	@Let's go Doctor!
PrCronotis:	% ::: On the way they try to avoid the major battles going on
around them:::
TempusLord:	@:::Dodges to the side and takes off running:::
WarWitch:	@ Steps into the TCE path
BenJacksn:	@:::Pulls Doctor:::
Gail Who:	%:::arrival at the castle, unscathed:::
WarShips:	&<Heart Of Gold> :::turns into a million infinitely improbable
things::
WarWitch:	@ TCE Hits Warwitch::
PrCronotis:	<LOL Gail>
WarShips:	&:::the missiles hit the heart of gold:::
TempusLord:	@I think ben that my osborne has outsmarted me at last
Gail Who:	%Alright, Ajax, have your men blast their way in so we may enter!
DrHecate:	@ NOW Doctor, give me th segment, or the boy is next.
BenJacksn:	@:::Looks at Hecate::: You traitor!!!!
WarWitch:	@ ::Warwitch dies::
PrCronotis:	% Fire at Once!
DrHecate:	@ Well I alwas was.
WarShips:	&<missiles> :::are turned, improbably, into a small bowl of
orange-flavored tofu, an aardvark, and 
DrHecate:	@ ::: unmasks to reveal that he is THE MASTER!!!  ::::
PrCronotis:	% ::: Sonatarans Fire away:::
TempusLord:	@I had only counted on The Master not these others
TempusLord:	@You are the master arn't you?
TempusLord:	@The conceit gave it away
WarShips:	&::an astounded Belgian flight attendant with a bucket of soapy
frogs:::
DrHecate:	@ You really should be more careful of your guests Doctor!
Gail Who:	%:::checks her scanners...THREE Timelords???::::  
TempusLord:	@Or any way some meglomaniac
BenJacksn:	@:::moves towards a postion to attack the master:::
Gail Who:	%:::even the Rani is speechless:::
TempusLord:	@Oh, face maskes, joy
OnlineHost:	Treyair has entered the room.
TempusLord:	@Ben!
TempusLord:	@Don't
DrHecate:	@::: Aims TCE at Ben :::: Now Doctor, the segments....
WarShips:	&<auton ship> :::becomes a giant packet of sunflower seeds:::
TempusLord:	@I hadn't counted on the Rani, but I must give the piece up
PrCronotis:	% ::: The Doors are totally destroy by the sontarans:::
TempusLord:	@:::Hands the contents of his pocket to Hecate:::
OnlineHost:	Treyair has left the room.
BenJacksn:	@No Doctor! Keep it, I don't deserve to live after this
TempusLord:	@Ben it doesn't matter now
DrHecate:	<Is the the segment Tempus?>
TempusLord:	<Looks like it :grin: gives off the right signals from teh
tracer>
PrCronotis:	% Shall we go inside, Rani?
TempusLord:	@My invisible opponent has won
TempusLord:	@::Yells up the sky::: Do you hear me you've won!
Gail Who:	%:::to Ajax::: There are enormous power sources about 200 meters in
BenJacksn:	@Doctor I'm sorry!
PrCronotis:	% We shall blast them then!
DrHecate:	@ Well now that I have the segment I will be going!
WarShips:	&<entire sontaran fleet becomes an open tin of Spam>
Gail Who:	%...In a central chamber.  Be forwarned, there are others there.
BenJacksn:	<Well Ben will moarn for WarWitch, I liked her :)>
DrHecate:	@ Til we meet again Doctor!
TempusLord:	@::Sits down and sulks:::
WarShips:	&<cyberships conglomerate and become Rush Limbaugh>
DrHecate:	<<<<<<<<<<<<   PAUSE SIM >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WarShips:	&<the newly formed Rush Limabugh moves greedily towards the Spam>
Gail Who:	<oh, ewww>
WarShips:	That was fun...... irrelevant, but lots of fun :-)
TempusLord:	<ROTHFL>
WarShips:	<grin>
WarWitch:	Thanks Ben :)
DrHecate:	GREAT job everyone :)