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                       S T R A N G E   V I S I O N S
                                    
                          An improvised sim...
                                    
                                  CAST
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          DRTUNA         The Doctor, a wandering Timelord
          MsTegan        Tegan Jovanka, 20th century human
          DanielC71      Daniel Delmin, 25th century human
          Roth Starr     Erlick, a playful elder god
          O'Sillyman     Sylvester McCoy, actor
          Drami 1        Moody vendor of strange snacks
          DrWho8         Bill Rudloff, Doctor Who fan, or is he ?
          ProfGWhiz      An unknown and mysterious traveller

                          >>>>>>>>Prologue<<<<<<<
Chicago, November 24, 1995. The Visions Science Fiction
convention. Or is it? The Tardis and its occupants arrive at an
event in which they are celebrated as fictional characters. But,
what is truth, and what is an illusion? Next time you are at
Visions, watch the attendees carefully. They often come from
*very far* away.

Drami1 :  <: : : suddenly realizes: :  Oh my gosh, it's the 32nd
anniversary tomorrow!>


                     >>>>>>>>"Strange Visions"<<<<<<<
AT A SCIENCE FICTION CONVENTION, IN A DIFFERENT TIMESTREAM, BUT
CLAIMING TO BE CHICAGO 

Drami1 :  % : : A host of Vikings sit in a cafeteria lunchroom on
a big-screen hostel TV: : 
Roth Starr :  % : : To the left of the Vikings is a psychotic
named Erlick: : : 
Roth Starr :  % : : : A waitress walks up to Erlick: : : 
Roth Starr :  % Waitress-> What can I get you?
Roth Starr :  % We got spam eggs......
Roth Starr :  % : : : The Vikings start chanting spam: : : 
Roth Starr :  % : : Erlick jumps on the counter top, his trench
coat flapping behind and begins to preach....: : : 
Roth Starr :  % Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be.
Roth Starr :  % After summer is winter, and after winter, summer.
Roth Starr :  % It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man
rules now, it shall rule again.
Roth Starr :  % As a foulness shall ye know it.
Drami1 :  % <Vikings chant to provide background> Spam, spam ,
spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam!
Roth Starr :  % Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be.
O Sillyman :  % Sylvester>: : : :  wanders the convention in a
hat and trench coat. ferrets in his pocket: : : 
Drami1 :  % : : A huge neon sign above Erlick begins flashing
"George Was the Best Beatle" as he preaches: : 
O Sillyman :  % : : : starts whistling to self as realize no one
is paying attention to him: : :  I must be a
Roth Starr :  % : : : Starts dancing the Horah on the table
chanting spam with the Vikings: : : 
O Sillyman :  % rrrrreal common site here now
DoctorWho8 :  : : : wonders around convention hall no knowing
where the heck he is because this is his first time here: 
Roth Starr :  % : : : Jumps off the table and flies through the
window of the restaurant screaming "The Spam is Here": : : 
Roth Starr :  % : : : A few of the Vikings look out the window
for Erlick's body but it is nowhere to be seen: : : 
Drami1 :  % : : A giant can of Spam Lite descends from the sky
and shoots a glowing beam towards Erlick: : 
DoctorWho8 :  % : : : dressed in a white fishing hat, a dark
green trench coat, a bow tie, gray vest, big blue check...
DoctorWho8 :  trousers, and a 11 ft. multicolored scarf: : : 
Roth Starr :  % : : Pops out from one the Vikings arm pits and
runs up to hug Doc8: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  & OH MY GIDDY AUNT CHARLIE!!! A VIKING!! : : : runs
for cover: : : 

IN THE TARDIS 

DRTUNA : $  ::: The Doctor is in the Tardis console room. He is
manipulating controls and looking quite seriously at a display of
rapidly changing lights. :::
DRTUNA : $  These signals seem very confusing. ::: Talking to
himself again ::: There is evidence of time disturbances, and
Timelord signature emissions as well. 
MsTegan :  *  I'm going to see what the Dr. is up to, coming,
Delmin?
DanielC71 :  $  : : : enters control room: : :  What's up, Doc?
MsTegan :  $  I hate it when you do that! Running on ahead!
DRTUNA :  $  Well, some of the signals seem to be my own, but
this appears to be a different time stream. It is, however,
directly passing over our own time stream.
DRTUNA :  $  Perhaps it won't be ordinary, mundane Chicago. I've
been there already!
DanielC71 :  $  Explain your mutterings to we mere mortals,
please!
DRTUNA :  $  Well, we have crossed into a neighboring time
stream. Seems to be a lot of temporal activity here.
DanielC71 :  $  Such as...?
DRTUNA :  $  Although in another time stream, it is a lot like a
place and time in ours.
MsTegan :  $  I wish you'd just speak English, Doctor
DanielC71 :  $  So is the temporal activity a sign of danger or
has everyone got their toasters plugged...
DanielC71 :  ...in at the same time?
DRTUNA :  $  Chicago, November 24, 1995. It is a Friday night at
about 10 PM.
MsTegan :  $  Well, I understood that much at least.
DanielC71 :  $  We MISSED the Beatles special... Oh well.
DanielC71 :  $  "Hype" my backside...
DRTUNA :  $  Care to drop in. I think they call it a science
fiction convention.
DanielC71 :  $  Tegan, just nod and grin. It works for me.
MsTegan :  $  I remember those! They used to have them in
Heathrow sometimes!
DanielC71 :  $  SF Convention?! I learned about these in
sociology! Didn't these pimply kids have a life?!
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor remats the Tardis. : : : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Delmin turns on the monitor: : : 
DRTUNA :  $  : : : :  The Tardis lands in a room which seems to
look like a large janitor's closet. : : : 
MsTegan :  $  This doesn't look like too much fun, Doctor
DRTUNA :  $  Life? Who knows...yet. Let's find out. Remember, it
is a different time stream...
DRTUNA :  $ ...so things may seem a bit different from historical
Earth.
DanielC71 :  $  Oh good. Maybe in this universe, Ringo really was
a good drummer.
DRTUNA :  $  : : : :  The Tardis door opens. : : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Peeks out the doors: : 

IN AN UNIDENTIFIED GENERIC ROOM 

ProfG Whiz :  & : : A bespectacled man is working over a VERY
strange contraption...: : 
ProfG Whiz :  & : : A small furry rodent is crawling on his
shoulder as he makes some adjustments...: : 
ProfG Whiz :  & Now...now...Bandit...You mustn't get into the
machinery..not yet, at any rate...

A JANITORIAL CLOSET AT HYATT REGENCY O'HARE 

DRTUNA :  $ : : :  The Doctor follows Tegan: : : 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor walks into the Janitor's closet
where the Tardis has landed.: : : 
MsTegan :  $  Hum, nothing could make Paul any better, in any
universe
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor removes a device from his pocket.
: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  John was the best Beatle, Tegan.
MsTegan :  $  No he wasn't Delmin! Paul was
DRTUNA :  $  Well, well, I wonder why there is so much temporal
activity here?
MsTegan :  &  Doctor, how can you tell there is that temporal
stuff here?
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor furrows his brow.: : :  Something
around here.
DanielC71 :  $  My dear lady, I'm from the future! I KNOW John
was the best!
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Delmin follows &  argues w/ Tegan: : : 
MsTegan :  $  and George was the next best
DanielC71 :  $  George was all right... But he wasn't John.
MsTegan :  $  Doctor, how can you tell there is that temporal
stuff here?
DRTUNA :  $  If you must know, Tegan, unexpected temporal
activity makes my nose itch ... but I do have a temporal
disturbance detector just to be sure. Excuse me, but while you
two participate in "Entertainment this Century"....
DRTUNA :  $  ... I am off to explore.
DanielC71 :  $  Great. If you get captured by Daleks or whatever,
we'll rescue you again.
MsTegan :  $  : : Absent mindedly: :  All right Doctor, catch you
later
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor leaves the closet and enters a
hallway in the hotel. : : :

IN THE MAIN LEVEL OF THE HOTEL 

DanielC71 :  $  Tegan, shall we peruse this conflagulence of SF
chicanery?
MsTegan :  $  Promise not to put down Paul, "his cuteness" any
more?
MsTegan :  $  Sure I'd like to look around with you
DanielC71 :  $  I LIKE Paul! He was fantastic! But John was the
best! Come on, let's look at the baubles 4 sale.
MsTegan :  $  : : Follows Delmin to the vendor's tables: : 
DanielC71 :  $  You know how the Puritans bought Manhattan Island
for $ 24?
DanielC71 :  $ It ain't NOTHING for what these creeps sell fake
plastic phasers for!
MsTegan :  $ Yeah. I thought the Indians got a good deal, till I
saw these prices
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Grabs a fan dressed like Spock by the
collar: : :  HEY, GET A LIFE! EARN SOME MONEY! GO HOME!
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Grabs a fan dressed as Number Six: : :  Be
Seeing You! : : : Pushes him to the door: : : 
MsTegan :  $  Gee Whiz Delmin, what's eating you?
MsTegan :  $  They are just having fun!
DanielC71 :  $  Sorry... Sorry... These people are a riot! Wanna
start an argument about how Warp Drive works?
MsTegan :  $  Gad, Delmin, let's not argue okay?
MsTegan :  $  : : Gasps: : 
DanielC71 :  $  Okay... Paul was the best. Now where's the
talking Star Trek Underwear for sale?
MsTegan :  $  : : Grabs Delmin and swings him around: : 
MsTegan :  $  LOOK!!!
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Swung around: : :  Woah!
DanielC71 :  $  At what?!
MsTegan :  $  : : Points to an old man: : 
MsTegan :  $  Him!!
DanielC71 :  $  Yes! That Picard impersonator is really good!
So?!
MsTegan :  $  He looks like Ben Jackson, you fool, he has hair.
Are you blind or what?
DanielC71 :  $  Ben with HAIR? Wait, didn't he always have hair?
DanielC71 :  $  Hey... that DOES look like him!
MsTegan :  $ Yes, but you said, Picard, : : Exasperated: :  oh
never mind, he's gone now
DanielC71 :  $  Oh well... Probably was an older fan...
MsTegan :  $  You're probably right
DanielC71 :  $  Couldn't find a REAL date and came here... Let's
find some food.

IN A HALLWAY AT THE HOTEL 
 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor looks up and down the hallway.: :
: 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor looks back at his device: : : 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor walks through the hotel, more
people appear in the halls. : : : 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor walks down the hallway. : : : 
Roth Starr :  & : : suddenly settles into the role of cold
Psychotic: : 
O Sillyman :  & : : : a cheesy looking dalek suddenly corners
tuna: : : :  uhhh your like exterminated or somethin
DoctorWho8 :  & : : : runs into hallway and into the Doctor at
the same time: : :  Excuse me, young man.
Roth Starr :  & : : : Pulls a huge gnarled staff out of his coat
covered in strange glowing ruins and topped with a
Roth Starr :  conveniently placed soul gem: : : 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor is stunned by seeing a cheesy
Dalek, Bill Rudloff, and Roth Starr in scarf.: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  &  : : : to Tuna: : :  I say, you look familiar.
Are you another me?
O Sillyman :  & : : : the dalek wanders off and Sylvester comes
round the corner: : : : 
Roth Starr :  & : : : Waves the stick ominously at Tuna: : : 
DRTUNA :  &  You are not a real Dalek! Is this some sort of
primitive religion? What are you doing in there?
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor looks at the group he has just
met: : :  Hello, I'm the Doctor.
DoctorWho8 :  &  Hello, I'm the Doctor. care for a jelly baby?
Roth Starr :  & : : Screams at tuna: : :  I am Lord Erlick Liqui
Mundus, the Chicken Monger and High Priest of the
Roth Starr :  Great holy Erisian Mackerel
O Sillyman :  & Sylvester>: : :  coming up to tuna et al...: : : 
hello there... I suppose everyone wants my
DRTUNA :  &  No, excuse me young man, I am the Doctor. Jelly
baby? Is this some sort of joke?
DoctorWho8 :  &  No, I am the Doctor. I have a TARDIS
O Sillyman :  & autograph... verrrry well...: : : : pulls out pen
and stack of photos: : : 
Roth Starr :  & OOh who said Jelly Baby?
DoctorWho8 :  &  And don't call me young.
DRTUNA :  &  A Tardis?
DoctorWho8 :  &  : : to Roth: :  The guy in the fish costume.
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor takes out a booklet called
"Surviving at Visions" and looks in it. : : : 
Roth Starr :  & : : : Turns to Tuna: : :  You have Jelly Babies??
DRTUNA :  &  I see. Well, fellow fans, which way to a party?
DoctorWho8 :  & : : : to TUNA: : :  Yes TARDIS:  Time And
Relative Dimensions In Space.
O Sillyman :  & : : : signs about 25 photos. hands one to Tuna: :
: :  here you go... enjoy yourself now
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor thinks: : :  I hope I got that
right.
DoctorWho8 :  &  If you say that you are me, then which one are
you?
Roth Starr :  & : : Starts dancing in circles around Tuna: : : 
Jelly Babies? Got some miiiisssssttttteeeeerrr??? 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  A door opens in the Hallway and inside a
party seems to be going on. : : : 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor is starting to panic, and dashes
into the party room. : : : 
DoctorWho8 :  & : : : throws jelly babies at Roth: : :  Now go
away.
Roth Starr :  & : : : Jumps up and catches the Jelly Baby in his
mouth and darts off: : : 
O Sillyman :  & : : : there is a writhing motion inside pockets
and suddenly a ferret zips and dashes off: : : 
O Sillyman :  & Pinky!!!!! : : : Syl chases after: : : 
Roth Starr :  & : : : Comes up from behind Drami: : :  Mmm
Cookies!

IN A GENERIC ROOM 

ProfG Whiz :  # So....if The Q Particles can be channeled
thusly...: : The Professor mutters over an obsolete
ProfG Whiz :  # : : A large Grandfather's clock strikes 10 ...: : 
ProfG Whiz :  # : : The Professor looks up from his work, then
palms himself in the forehead...: : 
ProfG Whiz :  # Achh..I have completely forgotten ze time...I
have someplace to be: : Wagging his finger at
ProfG Whiz :  # : : His raccoon: : Why didn't you remind me?
ProfG Whiz :  # : : The raccoon acts very confused...: : 
ProfG Whiz :  # OH, what am I saying? I am sorry: : Picking up
his furry friend by the belly: : 
ProfG Whiz :  #  I am blaming you for my forgetfulness...: :
Snuggles raccoon: : I Shouldn't do that...
ProfG Whiz :  # : : the raccoon fidgets nervously...: : Yes...you
are right...we must be going...
ProfG Whiz :  # : : The Professor quickly puts on a trench coat
and heads out the door: : 
ProfG Whiz :  # : : While, unbeknown to the Professor, his pet
Raccoon has slipped into a pocket of the baggy
ProfG Whiz :  # : : Trench coat...: : 

ON THE CONVENTION MAIN LEVEL -  A BALLROOM 

MsTegan :  $  I am rather hungry. I wonder what kind of food they
serve here?
MsTegan :  $  I smell something good...
DanielC71 :  $  Warp Burgers, Star Cola, Vector Candy, Dalek
Gum...
DanielC71 :  $  Thank-you, it's my aftershave.
MsTegan :  $  it almost smells like hash me gandy
DanielC71 :  $  Speak English, Aussie.
MsTegan :  $  : : Whacks Delmin: :  I wasn't sniffing you silly!
DanielC71 :  $  Ouch! Quit it...
MsTegan :  $  : : Stands on tip toes and smells Delmin's neck: : 
MsTegan :  $  well, you do smell rather nice now that you mention
it!
DanielC71 :  $  Thank-you. The virtues of a daily bath and Cosmic
Storm aftershave.
Drami1 :  $ : : A woman in some sort of uniform sees Tegan
sniffing around for food and comes in for the kill: : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Sees a woman approaching: :  Look Delmin! : : 
Let's try some of these!
Drami1 :  $ : : shoving a tray of food in her face: :  Try some
of our new Wizzo Quality Assorted Chocolates!
DanielC71 :  $  Oh no... a Python fan...
Drami1 :  $ : : the booth behind her hawks chocolate, rubber
spock ears, chocolate-covered rubber Spock ears: : 
DanielC71 :  $  I wouldn't if I were you!
Drami1 :  $ : : and ferrets in cages: : 
MsTegan :  $ Why ever not, Delmin?
DanielC71 :  $  Does Anthrax Ripple ring a bell?
MsTegan :  No it doesn't, should it?
Drami1 :  $ : : with the eagerness of a predator: :  We have
cherry fondue, almond whirl, crunchy frog....
DanielC71 :  $  Try one. Knock yourself out. I'll be here w/ the
stomach pump.
MsTegan :  $  Miss, I'd like to try those Spock ears : : Points
to the shelf: : 
Roth Starr :  err $ : : : Comes up from behind Drami: : :  Mmm
Cookies!
Drami1 :  $ : : : obviously delighted: :  OOOOOOOOOhhh, those are
our best sellers! : : : pulls a set off the shelf: : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Elbows Delmin: :  You pay her, I don't have any
money
Drami1 :  $ Would y'all like the chocolate covered or plain
costume variety?

IN THE BALLROOM 

DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor enters the party room : : :  
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor takes out his device and scans the
crowd. : : : 
DoctorWho8 :  $ : : : follows Tuna: : :  Excuse me, but you
shouldn't be here.
DRTUNA :  $  A party? A convention! Hmmm...
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Arriving at the Sci fi convention...: : OH, I
alvays enjoy these...
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor senses a stronger signal from one
side of the large room, and heads that way. : : : 
Drami1 :  $ : : spotting Starr-person behind her and whirls
around, nearly jamming the tray into his chest: : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Grabs ten videos and throws down a gold
coin as payment: : : 
O Sillyman :  $ Announcer> Attention everybody... the variety
show will begin in a few short moments
Roth Starr :  $ : : : Gnashes his teeth: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  $ : : :  follows TUNA: : : 
DRTUNA :  $ : : :  The Doctor approaches a man in a trench coat.
: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : The Professor seems to be lost in the sea of
humanity...: : 
DRTUNA :  $  to Silly> Excuse me, do you know anything about time
travel?
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor's device is beeping steadily.: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ Now where is that symposium on time travel, Hmm?
O Sillyman :  $>I've lost pinky....: : : looks at tuna: : : : 
Time travel? rrrreally now... people

Drami1 :  $ : : to Starr: :  Y'all MUST try our new Whizzo
Quality Assorted Chocolates!
DanielC71 :  $  God, there's nothing but wall to wall imbeciles
here... RED DWARF?
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Spots a RD table and rushed over: : : 
MsTegan :  $  Chocolate covered : : Takes the Spock ears and puts
them on: :  How do I look?
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Runs back to Tegan: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  Tegan, look! All of the Red Dwarf videos! Most of
these were destroyed by my time!
MsTegan :  $  I remember them! The guy with the long hair was
cute
MsTegan :  $  But not as cute as Paul.
MsTegan :  $ : : Removes a Spock ear and eats it: : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Grabs a handful of Whizzo chocolates and
pops them in his mouth: : : 
Roth Starr :  $ : : To Drami: :  Got Anthrax?
MsTegan :  $  : : Removes the other ear and hands it to Delmin: : 
Want one?
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Overhears Prof G: : :  Time travel? Don't
waste the energy. It's all a hoax. I know, I've done
DanielC71 :  it.
Drami1 :  $ Why, YES, we do: : practically bursting: :  Hardly
anyone tries those! Y'all must be a gentleman of
O Sillyman :  $ need to get a grip on reality ... I'm an actor..
I played the doctor on telly, I'm not a
O Sillyman :  & Time lord...

ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Bandit rushes out of the Professor's
pocket...: : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Looks distracted: : Huh? Bandit! Where are
you going??: : Follows after his raccoon...: : 
DRTUNA :  $  ... I wonder if you need some assistance.
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor to PROFG: : :  You see, you are
giving off some very unusual signals, and....

DoctorWho8 :  $  : : : sees: : :  Ah look, my seventh self. Hello
me.
Drami1 :  $ impeccable tastes!
DanielC71 :  $  Hey, these chocolates aren't bad! Not good, but
not bad!
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Grabs a bag from Drami1 and puts his videos
in: : : 
MsTegan :  $  Better take your own advice, Delmin.
Roth Starr :  $ : : Scarfs down a couple of anthrax ripples: : 
DanielC71 :  $  What advice? Not to argue with you while you're
awake?
MsTegan :  $  I feel sick after eating that Spock ear!
Drami1 :  $ : : gushes at Delmin: :  Why, THANK you, sir! They're
only $ 14.95 per box, will that be cash or credit?
O Sillyman :  $ signals... and whoo do you think you are? The
Doctor? it seems that is what everyone here
DanielC71 :  $  : : : to Drami: : :  Do YOU like Red Dwarf?
Drami1 :  $ : : eyes go very round, turns to Tegan: :  You...
ATE... the Spock ear??
O Sillyman :  $ thinks they are
Roth Starr :  $ : : : Hands payment to Drami for the amount he
scarfed down: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : shoots arrows at Delmin with her eyes: :  Okaay
be that way you creep!
Drami1 :  $ : : pockets the payment, smiling at the weirdo: : 
Roth Starr :  $ : : : To Daniel: : :  Smeghead!
MsTegan :  $  : : Wanders off to find a place to sit down: : 
DanielC71 :  $  Sorry, Teeg. But you're so volatile! : )

DoctorWho8 :  $ : : : heads over to SYLVESTER/Silly and The
Doctor: : :  Oh dear, now there are three of us here now.
DRTUNA :  $  to Syl> You, too, this is all a misunderstanding.
ProfG Whiz :  $ : Bandit skirts by Tegan's leg...: : 
O Sillyman :  $ : : : pointing to dw8: : : :  now look at this
poor chap.. he has lost complete sense of reality
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor looks closely at Sylvester: : : 
Wait a minute, you look like.....
DoctorWho8 :  $ : : : gets in-between them: : :  This will not do
at all! There can't be three of us here.
DRTUNA :  $  to Syl> You look very much like... I used to?
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor steps back and begins speaking
loudly: : :  Oh no, this is some trick, some plot...
O Sillyman :  $ I look like what? oh great.. another one... lemme
guess... you are 10th regeneration?
DRTUNA :  $  Whoever you are, this is absurd! Celestial Toymaker?
Gamester? Master? Rani? Show yourself! 
DoctorWho8 :  $ : : : walks up to Syl and Doctor: : :  Excuse me.

Drami1 :  $ : : to Delmin: :  Oh, yes, Red Dwarf's the greatest
thing the Brits ever sent over here!
MsTegan :  $  : : Ignores Delmin: : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : to Roth: : : :  Well, Double Dumb Ass on
you!
MsTegan :  : : Swats at Bandit: :  Leave me alone!
Roth Starr :  $ : : : Double Rimmer Salutes at Daniel: : : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : to Drami: : :  Liar! : : : smiles: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : The Professor , following Bandit, knocks down
Tegan...: : : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : lightly slaps Roth on cheek: : :  Get a job.
ProfG Whiz :  $ UMMph...Uh...I'm so sorry, are you all right?
MsTegan :  *  : : Walks past a booth selling Dr. Who Postcards,
and gets knocked down by the Bandit: : 
DanielC71 :  $  Too many bad chocolates.
DanielC71 :  $  I can see why the World Fed banned TV in 2045.
MsTegan :  $  Yes, help me up you fool
Drami1 :  $ : : splutters at the rude customer: :  What?? But,
but.... But I've seen every single episode they've
Drami1 :  $ ever made!
Roth Starr :  $ : : : Slaps Daniel reeeeaaaaaalllll hard: : : 
Vale!!! : : :  And then disappears: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  What a creep. : : : rubs cheek: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  What, Teeg?
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : The Professor offers his hand to help Tegan
up...
Drami1 :  $ It's better than Crunchy Frogs! It's better than
Anthrax Ripple! It's better than Ram's Bladder Cups!
MsTegan :  : : Feels dizzy and leans on the Professor: : 
Drami1 :  $ : : sobs and turns away to hassle another customer: : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Gasps: : 
DanielC71 :  $  Tegan, what's wrong?!
MsTegan :  $  Oh my gosh!
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Looks around helplessly, forgetting he has
lost his glasses in the collision...: : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Points to the postcards: : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Looks at postcards: : : 
Roth Starr :  $ : : : Comes up from behind Tegan: : :  Greetings
oh one of the time yet to happen
MsTegan :  $  Look, Delmin, those Postcards have the photos of
the Doctor's companions!
DanielC71 :  $  My goodness! There's YOU!
MsTegan :  $  : : Nods to Roth Starr: : 
Roth Starr :  $ : : : To Mary: : :  Could I interest you in a
soul gem>
Drami1 :  $ : : turns to so quickly she spills chocolates all
over the floor: :  Upcoming regeneration
Drami1 :  $ scene??
MsTegan :  $  : : Feels sick: : 
MsTegan :  $  Delmin, what is going on here? How can this be?
DanielC71 :  $  Come on, let's get out of here. We're in a
different universe, remember?
Roth Starr :  : : :  I'm just being a psychotic fan who happens
to be an elder god : : : : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Helps Tegan to the exit and fresh air: : : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Delmin and Tegan stand outside the
convention hall: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Is very pale, sits and holds head: : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Bandit runs through the center of the
convention, after something...: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Puts arm around Tegan's shoulders: : : 
It's all right. We're not in our reality.

DRTUNA :  $  to Syl> Are you, by any chance, the latest doctor?
DoctorWho8 :  $  No I am.
O Sillyman :  $ Well, until after I shoot this up coming
regeneration scene I am still the latest
DRTUNA :  $  You see, I believe I am..... I am not sure who any
of you are, but I know who I am. WHO I AM.
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Looks very closely at the Dr.>: :  Do I know
you?
DoctorWho8 :  $  I'm the Doctor, he's the Doctor, and you are...?
DRTUNA :  $  to syl> No, but you may know me later.
Drami1 :  $ : : staring wide-eyed at all the strange Timelords
and almost-Timelords: : 
O Sillyman :  $ I've just been given clearance to say that in the
new Dr.  Who I will return for a regeneration
O Sillyman :  $ scene
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor looks at those around him and the
crowd: : :  Perhaps we are all the Doctor, a little.
DoctorWho8 :  $  I know I am.
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor reaches out and touches Bill's
scarf : : : 
DRTUNA :  $  Very good scarf, young man.
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : The comment brings the Professor up short: : 
What did you say young man?
DoctorWho8 :  $  Thanks. I had it crocheted.
Roth Starr :  $ : : : To Doc8: : :  You're not talking to
yourself
DoctorWho8 :  $  And don't call me young.
Drami1 :  $ : : looks almost pathetically at Sylvester: :  But
that's no fair! You're my favorite! You can't leave!
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor begins to get a little nervous.: :
: 

MsTegan :  $  A fan walks up and says "Miss Fielding! May I have
your autograph??"
DanielC71 :  $  We're in a world of half-crazed fans an TV shows
with cult followings.
MsTegan :  $  Delmin, I don't like this..
DanielC71 :  $  Well then GIVE them an autograph! It's all a
fantasy anyway.
DanielC71 :  $  All right, we'll go back to the TARDIS.
MsTegan :  $  : : Writes the autograph and hands it back,
muttering I hope I spelled it right: : 
MsTegan :  $  I think that's a good idea, Delmin
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Helps Tegan up: : : 
MsTegan :  $  Screaming fans run toward Tegan and Delmin
DanielC71 :  $  Merde! Run!! : : : They take off in the opposite
direction: : : 
MsTegan :  $  Yelling, hey look it's Tegan!!!
MsTegan :  $  : : Runs after Delmin
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Keeps himself between Tegan and the crowd:
: : 
MsTegan :  $  Do you remember where the Tardis is Delmin?
DanielC71 :  $  Keep going! I'll be right behind you! Find
another way in!
DanielC71 :  $  A closet!! Next to the Star Trek Booths!
MsTegan :  $ : :  Is really terrified and confused: : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Keeps running: : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Overweight fans cannot keep up with and
Delmin: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Heads for the closet: : 
DanielC71 :  $  Look! A side door! : : : points: : : 
MsTegan :  $ : : Turns to the side door and BOLTS: : 
DanielC71 :  $  ;: : Follows inside and toward the closet: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Trembling and frightened and disoriented: : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Begins to collapse: : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Takes Tegan's arm: : :  This way! : : :
Helps thread through crowds: : : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Grabs: : :  Get Out of the WAY!
MsTegan :  $  Delmin, help me! They are grabbing at me!
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Fans disperse as they see a man helping a
swaying Janet Fielding: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Kicks nosy fans into submission. They reach
the closet: : : 
O Sillyman :  $ Fans>JANET!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!! : : : beatles
fan screaming: : : : : 
DanielC71 :  $  Inside! : : : Opens the door. Pops a Darth Vader
in the face: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Side kicks an Adric: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Covers ears with her hands: :  Make them stop,
Delmin!
DanielC71 :  $  Get INSIDE the closet!
MsTegan :  $  How can they know my name? I don't understand this!
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Groin kicks a Kirk: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Wobbles to the closet: : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Pushes into the closet w/ the TARDIS: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Trips and falls by the Tardis doors: : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Closes the door: : :  There's the Doctor!

DRTUNA :  $  Well, it really was nice to meet all of you, but I
have an urgent appointment.
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor begins walking toward an exit. : :
: 
O Sillyman :  $ : : : pulls out a hanky and gives it to drami who
looks as if she is about to cry: : : 
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor sees a badly done K9 and shudders.
: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  $  Why? Is Ace in trouble again?
Roth Starr :  $ : : : Follows after Tuna: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Bandit runs up to the Professor, who quickly
picks him up: : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ Now what have you been up...
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Trips over the Dr.: : 
DoctorWho8 :  * GOODK9* 
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor exits the room and heads for the
janitorial closet: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ Ummphh....must not be my day, I guess...
Roth Starr :  $ : : pops into Tuna pocket: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  $  : : : sees Doctor go into closet and follows
him: : : 

JANITORIAL CLOSET AT THE HOTEL 

DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor enters the closet and stands in
the faint light near the Tardis. : : : 
DoctorWho8 :  & : : : knocks on door: : :  Excuse me, but I need
in there.
DRTUNA :  &  Yes, who is it?
DoctorWho8 :  &  The Doctor. Well, one of me anyway.
DRTUNA :  &  People tripping over me, claiming to be me, looking
like previous me, very confusing.
Roth Starr :  & Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick
ProfG Whiz :  & : : picking himself off of the floor: :  I'm very
sorry, I...: : looks around confused...: : 
DoctorWho8 :  &  I need to get to the TARDIS and mine's in there.
if you could open the door please.
ProfG Whiz :  & Do I know you?
DoctorWho8 :  &  It looks like a cardboard box.
DRTUNA :  &  This is all very interesting, but I must find my
companions and be on my way.
DRTUNA :  &  If you both are the Doctor, where are your
companions?
Roth Starr :  & : : Taps Tuna on the shoulder repeatedly: : 
ProfG Whiz :  & OH...quite..uh..you're a..uh Doctor...yes?
DoctorWho8 :  &  Mine just recently left. This is my first trip
without them.
DRTUNA :  &  Yes, I am the Doctor.
Roth Starr :  & : : : Hands Tuna a card which reads Will
Companion for Food: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  & : : scratches his head: : oh I...OHHH..you did
say...THE doctor?
DRTUNA :  &  I really am sorry, but I've gotten out of the simple
transit business.
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor sees Delmin and: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  & I have a message for you...
DoctorWho8 :  &  : : : Delmin and Tegan bump into me: : : 
DRTUNA :  &  Yes, well, here are mine, and we must be on our way.
DanielC71 :  &  : : : Pounds a Doctor look-a-like in the closet:
: : 
ProfG Whiz :  & : : Bandit crawls over the Prof.'s shoulder...: : 
MsTegan :  &  : : Trembling and confused: :  Doctor? Is it really
you?
DanielC71 :  &  Open the doors, Doctor!
DoctorWho8 :  &  And me too. : : :  heads for cardboard box that
looks like a police box, gets inside and dematerializes: 
DRTUNA :  &  Well, farewell all of you...whoever you are. Someday
we shall meet again, yes....wait....
DRTUNA :  &  ...wrong speech. Well, farewell in any case!
Roth Starr :  & : : To Tegan: : :  Hello have we met?
MsTegan :  &  : : Stands and prepares to bolt: : 
DanielC71 :  &  : : : Takes hallucinating fan my the head and
knocks him out: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  & UH, Avoid Alpha 6, if you can: : Looks VERY
puzzled.. surprised to hear the sound of his own
ProfG Whiz :  &  voice
MsTegan :  &  I don't think so sir.
MsTegan :  &  Doctor, let's leave, PLEASE??
Roth Starr :  & Ah, just making sure
DanielC71 :  &  Doctor, open the bloody DOOR!
DRTUNA :  &  Remember, defend laws of time, protect life of the
universe and all that!
DanielC71 :  &  : : to Roth: : :  Get lost!
Roth Starr :  & Yes please Doctor, lets go!
ProfG Whiz :  & : : Bandit chitters: : 
MsTegan :  &  : : Edges away from the Roth fan, and up next to
Delmin: : 
DanielC71 :  &  : : : Pushes Roth fan down: : :  and you too!
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor opens the door and dashes inside
and holds door open for D &  T.: : : 
DanielC71 :  &  : : : D& T rush in: : : 
MsTegan :  &  : : Tegan  runs into the Tardis: : 
ProfG Whiz :  & : : Muttering to himself...: : I wonder what made
me say that...
MsTegan :  &  : : Runs past the console room, and through the
halls: : 
Roth Starr :  & : : Yells after the doctor: : :  Look I'm a great
companion all I need is a little food
ProfG Whiz :  & : : Watching Tardis vanish: : MY Goodness...

IN THE TARDIS 

DanielC71 :  #  Get us OUT of here!
DRTUNA :  #  : : :  The Doctor thinks: : :  Alpha 6?
DanielC71 :  #  : : : Turns OFF the sound on the monitor: : : 
Just take OFF!
MsTegan :  # : : Into her room and locks the doors: : 
DRTUNA :  #  : : :  The Doctor sets the Tardis to leave Chicago.:
: : 
DRTUNA :  #  ;: :  Tardis demats: : : 
DanielC71 :  #  Good God, the human race is lucky it ever
accomplished ANYTHING...
DRTUNA :  #  Daniel, sometimes I believe what I have heard...that
all things are possible!
DoctorWho8 :  # : : : suddenly, a police box made of cardboard
materializes and I pop out: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  #  Oh sorry to bother you again, but I need some
parts for my TARDIS.
DoctorWho8 :  #  My dimensional stabilizers are falling apart.
DRTUNA :  #  : : :  The Doctor looks at DW8: : : 
DRTUNA :  #  These hallucinations are a bother!
DanielC71 :  #  : : : Kicks DW8 back into his TARDIS: : : 
DanielC71 :  #  That's how I deal with hallucinations. : : Storms
out of the console room: : : 
DRTUNA :  #  : : :  The Doctor looks at Daniel, notices TEGAN is
gone, and says: : :  I think I need a swim.
DanielC71 :  # : : : Ignores all hallucinations: : : 
DanielC71 :  # : : : Knocks on Tegan's door: : :  It's Delmin...
No fans, just me.
MsTegan :  #  : : Trembling, slides to the floor and sits holding
her head on her Knees: : 
DanielC71 :  # : : : To Tegan: : :  I'll come back later.
ProfG Whiz :  # Ouch that's gotta smart!
DRTUNA :  #  : : :  The Doctor heads to the pool in the Tardis. :
: : 
DRTUNA :  # Alpha 6? That seems familiar...

O Sillyman :  >>>>>>>>>>>>>>PAWS SIM<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<* dit* 

++++++++++

Date:   Sun, Nov 26, 1995 5:31 PM EST
From:  MsTegan
Subj:   Tegan's Log 11-21-95
To:       BenJacksn, Chessene, cybermen@interport.net, DanielC71,
DErv Daen, DoctorWho8, Drami1, DRTUNA, O Sillyman, PrKronotis,
ProfG Whiz, Sosunami, Tendrillia, ValyardWho, Zeezorum

Tegan's Log 11-21-95

(Picks up right after last week's sim.)

Wiping away her tears, Tegan rises and opens her door, calling to
Delmin.

"Delmin! Don't go."

Delmin turns back, looking concerned. "Are you sure, Tegan? I got
the feeling you might want some time alone."

Sniffing a bit, Tegan replies, "I'm okay, really I am. I guess I
am just crying because I am so relieved to be out of that
nuthouse and back safe on board the Tardis."

Delmin smiles and wisecracks, "I thought maybe you'd finally gone
totally 'round the bend and cracked up on me. Are you sure you're
okay?"

Tegan pretends to get angry, "Me gone round the bend? ME? Weren't
you the one standing in the middle of a convention hall yelling
at total strangers to *Get a life* ?"

Tegan starts to giggle, and Delmin cracks a grin.

Tegan continues, "And weren't you the one who was trying to hit
on the candy girl..."

Delmin interrupts, "Me?! Would I hit on anyone from the..."
Delmin shudders and grimaces, twentieth century?"

Tegan slaps his arm. Delmin playfully puts his arms up, ready to
block her blows and says, "I seem to remember you wearing
chocolate "Spock" ears!"  He reaches over to give Tegan's ear a
playful tug.

Tegan starts to laugh really hard, as she bats Delmin's hand
away, "Stop it! You're the one who was going insane! I swear I
saw you DROOLING over some old Red Dwarf tapes!"

Delmin gets all bug-eyed and slaps his forehead! "THE TAPES! I
forgot the tapes! They were priceless collector's items!"

Tegan cracks up and can't help ribbing him, "Now look who's
freaking out? Why, I think you belong out there with all those
other FANatics!"

Delmin cracks back, "I seem to remember the REASON I forgot those
tapes...someone having a little panic attack? It's all your
fault, Tegan!"

Tegan begins to laugh uncontrollably..."They wanted my autograph!
MINE! They kept calling me Janet Feilding. It was like being in
the twlight zone! " Then she starts making little twilight zone
sounds.. "Oooey ooey Ooooey ooey..."

Delmin laughs along with Tegan. "Tegan, you really are around the
bend!"

"Me? How about you? Hitting all those poor crazed FANatics?"
Tegan laughs.  "Why it was like you were some kind of comic book
hero! WHAM! SMACK! WALLOP!" Tegan feigns batman-like fight scene
moves, laughing wildly.

Delmin grabs Tegan by the arms, and shakes her gently. "Tegan.
Tegan! Are you sure you're okay? You seem a bit over-excited or
something. Tegan, look at me and tell me you are okay!"

Tegan laughs a bit more, and slowly goes very very still. She
reaches to take Delmin's arms and looks him square in the eyes.
"Yes. I am okay. Thanks, Delmin, for getting me out of there. I
don't know what I would have done without you." Then she leans
her head on Delmin's chest and gives him a hug, whispering, "You
always seem to be there just when I need you."

Surprised and relieved, Delmin takes Tegan into a hug, and
whispers back, "You silly Aussie, that's what friends are for,
isn't it?"

++++++++++

The Doctor's Log
11/25/96

I always think better after a good swim.

Imagine, a place where people think I am a fictional character?
Well, at least only my former regenerations were depcieted there,
so I wasn't universally recognized. Yet, some people DID
recognize me. How? Who were they? And what about those strange
versions of my character: an actor who thinks he played my 7th
persona but is not me....yet looks just like I did? Or the one
who said he is #8 but doesn't look at all correct, yet he appears
in a Tardis which looks like it is made out of cardboard, and
needs spare parts?

The biggest mystery of all seems to be Alpha 6. The time
disturbances which drew me there seemed to be coming from that
unusual Professor, and he warned me to beware of Alpha 6.

Time to consult the library about this.

++++++++++

THIS IS THE CORRECTED BUT UNRECONSTRUCTED VERSION

STRANGE VISIONS
The New Adventures of Doctor Who
America Online, 11/22/95

Spontaneous simulation

Drami1 :  <: : : suddenly realizes: :  Oh my gosh, it's the 32nd
anniversary tomorrow!>

DRTUNA : $  ::: The Doctor is in the Tardis console room. He is
manipulating controls and looking quite seriously at a display of
rapidly changing lights. :::
DRTUNA : $  These signals seem very confusing. ::: Talking to
himself again ::: There is evidence of time disturbances, and
Timelord signature emissions as well. 
DRTUNA :  $  Well, some of the signals seem to be my own, but
this appears to be a different time stream. It is, however,
directly passing over our own time stream.
MsTegan :  *  I'm going to see what the Dr. is up to, coming,
Delmin?
DanielC71 :  $  : : : enters control room: : :  What's up, Doc?
DRTUNA :  $  Perhaps it won't be ordinary, mundane Chicago. I've
been there already!
MsTegan :  $  I hate it when you do that! Running on ahead!
Drami1 :  % : : A host of Vikings sit in a cafeteria lunchroom on
a big-screen hostel TV: : 
DanielC71 :  $  Explain your mutterings to we mere mortals,
please!
DRTUNA :  $  Well, we have crossed into a neighboring time
stream. Seems to be a lot of temporal activity here.
DanielC71 :  $  Such as...?
DRTUNA :  $  Although in another time stream, it is a lot like a
place and time in ours.
MsTegan :  $  I wish you'd just speak English, Doctor
DanielC71 :  $  So is the temporal activity a sign of danger or
has everyone got their toasters plugged...
DanielC71 :  ...in at the same time?
DRTUNA :  $  Chicago, November 24, 1995. It is a Friday night at
about 10 PM.
Roth Starr :  % : : To the left of the Vikings is a psychotic
named Erlick: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  We MISSED the Beatles special... Oh well.
DanielC71 :  $  "Hype" my backside...
MsTegan :  $  Well, I understood that much at least.
Roth Starr :  % : : : A waitress walks up to Erlick: : : 
DRTUNA :  $  Care to drop in. I think they call it a science
fiction convention.
DanielC71 :  $  Tegan, just nod and grin. It works for me.
Roth Starr :  % Waitress-> What can I get you?
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor remats the Tardis. : : : 
MsTegan :  $  I remember those! They used to have them in
Heathrow sometimes!
ProfG Whiz :  & : : A bespectacled man is working over a VERY
strange contraption...: : 
DanielC71 :  $  SF Convention?! I learned about these in
sociology! Didn't these pimply kids have a life?!
Roth Starr :  % We got spam eggs......
Roth Starr :  % : : : The Vikings start chanting spam: : : 
DRTUNA :  $  : : : :  The Tardis lands in a room which seems to
look like a large janitor's closet. : : : 
MsTegan :  $  This doesn't look like too much fun, Doctor
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Delmin turns on the monitor: : : 
DRTUNA :  $  Life? Who knows...yet. Let's find out. Remember, it
is a different time stream...
Roth Starr :  % : : Erlick jumps on the counter top, his trench
coat flapping behind and begins to preach....: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  & : : A small furry rodent is crawling on his
shoulder as he makes some adjustments...: : 
Roth Starr :  % Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be.
DRTUNA :  $ ...so things may seem a bit different from historical
Earth.
DanielC71 :  $  Oh good. Maybe in this universe, Ringo really was
a good drummer.
Roth Starr :  % After summer is winter, and after winter, summer.
Roth Starr :  % It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man
rules now, it shall rule again.
Roth Starr :  % As a foulness shall ye know it.
DRTUNA :  $  : : : :  The Tardis door opens. : : : 
Drami1 :  % <Vikings chant to provide background> Spam, spam ,
spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam!
Roth Starr :  % Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be.
ProfG Whiz :  & Now...now...Bandit...You mustn't get into the
machinery..not yet, at any rate...
MsTegan :  $  Hum, nothing could make Paul any better, in any
universe
O Sillyman :  % Sylvester>: : : :  wanders the convention in a
hat and trench coat. ferrets in his pocket: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Peeks out the doors: : 
DanielC71 :  $  John was the best Beatle, Tegan.
DRTUNA :  $  Well, well, I wonder why there is so much temporal
activity here?
MsTegan :  $  No he wasn't Delmin! Paul was
DRTUNA :  $ : : :  The Doctor follows Tegan: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  My dear lady, I'm from the future! I KNOW John
was the best!
Drami1 :  % : : A huge neon sign above Erlick begins flashing
"George Was the Best Beatle" as he preaches: : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Delmin follows &  argues w/ Tegan: : : 
DRTUNA :  &  = Janitor's closet in Hyatt Regency O'Hare
O Sillyman :  % : : : starts whistling to self as realize no one
is paying attention to him: : :  I must be a
MsTegan :  $  and George was the next best
Roth Starr :  % : : : Starts dancing the Horah on the table
chanting spam with the Vikings: : : 
O Sillyman :  % rrrrreal common site here now
DanielC71 :  $  George was all right... But he wasn't John.
DoctorWho8 :  : : : wonders around convention hall no knowing
where the heck he is because this is his first time here: 
MsTegan :  &  Doctor, how can you tell there is that temporal
stuff here?
ProfG Whiz :  # So....if The Q Particles can be channeled
thusly...: : The Professor mutters over an obsolete
DRTUNA :  $  Excuse me, but while you participate in
"Entertainment this Century"....
ProfG Whiz :  AppleIIc
DRTUNA :  $  ... I am off to explore.
DanielC71 :  $  Great. If you get captured by Daleks or whatever,
we'll rescue you again.
MsTegan :  $  : : Absent mindedly: :  All right Doctor, catch you
later
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor walks into the Janitor's closet
where the Tardis has landed.: : : 
Roth Starr :  % : : : Jumps off the table and flies through the
window of the restaurant screaming "The Spam is Here": : : 
ProfG Whiz :  # : : A large Grandfather's clock strikes 10 ...: : 
DanielC71 :  $  Tegan, shall we peruse this conflagulence of SF
chicanery?
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor removes a device from his pocket.
: : : 
MsTegan :  $  Promise not to put down Paul, "his cuteness" any
more?
ProfG Whiz :  # : : The Professor looks up from his work, then
palms himself in the forehead...: : 
Roth Starr :  % : : : A few of the Vikings look out the window
for Erlick's body but it is nowhere to be seen: : : 
Drami1 :  % : : A giant can of Spam Lite descends from the sky
and shoots a glowing beam towards Erlick: : 
DoctorWho8 :  % : : : dressed in a white fishing hat, a dark
green trench coat, a bow tie, gray vest, big blue check...
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor furrows his brow.: : :  Something
around here.
MsTegan :  $  Sure I'd like to look around with you
DanielC71 :  $  I LIKE Paul! He was fantastic! But John was the
best! Come on, let's look at the baubles 4 sale.
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor leaves the closet and enters a
hallway in the hotel. : : : 
DoctorWho8 :  trousers, and a 11 ft. multicolored scarf: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  # Achh..I have completely forgotten ze time...I
have someplace to be: : Wagging his finger at
MsTegan :  $  : : Follows Delmin to the vendor's tables: : 
DanielC71 :  $  You know how the Puritans bought Manhattan Island
for $ 24?
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor looks up and down the hallway.: :
: 
DanielC71 :  $ It ain't NOTHING for what these creeps sell fake
plastic phasers for!
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor looks back at his device: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  # : : His raccoon: : Why didn't you remind me?
Roth Starr :  % : : Pops out from one the Vikings arm pits and
runs up to hug Doc8: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  # : : The raccoon acts very confused...: : 
MsTegan :  $ Yeah. I thought the Indians got a good deal, till I
saw these prices
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Grabs a fan dressed like Spock by the
collar: : :  HEY, GET A LIFE! EARN SOME MONEY! GO HOME!
DoctorWho8 :  & OH MY GIDDY AUNT CHARLIE!!! A VIKING!! : : : runs
for cover: : : 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor walks down the hallway. : : : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Grabs a fan dressed as Number Six: : :  Be
Seeing You! : : : Pushes him to the door: : : 
MsTegan :  $  Gee Whiz Delmin, what's eating you?
ProfG Whiz :  # OH, what am I saying? I am sorry: : Picking up
his furry friend by the belly: : 
MsTegan :  $  They are just having fun!
DanielC71 :  $  Sorry... Sorry... These people are a riot! Wanna
start an argument about how Warp Drive works?
Roth Starr :  & : : suddenly settles into the role of cold
Psychotic: : 
MsTegan :  $  Gad, Delmin, let's not argue okay?
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor walks through the hotel, more
people appear in the halls. : : : 
ProfG Whiz :  #  I am blaming you for my forgetfulness...: :
Snuggles raccoon: : I Shouldn't do that...
MsTegan :  $  : : Gasps: : 
DanielC71 :  $  Okay... Paul was the best. Now where's the
talking Star Trek Underwear for sale?
MsTegan :  $  : : Grabs Delmin and swings him around: : 
O Sillyman :  & : : : a cheesy looking dalek suddenly corners
tuna: : : :  uhhh your like exterminated or somethin
DoctorWho8 :  & : : : runs into hallway and into the Doctor at
the same time: : :  Excuse me, young man.
MsTegan :  $  LOOK!!!
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Swung around: : :  Woah!
Roth Starr :  & : : : Pulls a huge gnarled staff out of his coat
covered in strange glowing ruins and topped with a
DanielC71 :  $  At what?!
Roth Starr :  conveniently placed soul gem: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Points to an old man: : 
ProfG Whiz :  # : : the raccoon fidgets nervously...: : Yes...you
are right...we must be going...
MsTegan :  $  Him!!
DanielC71 :  $  Yes! That Picard impersonator is really good!
So?!
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor is stunned by seeing a cheesy
Dalek, Bill Rudloff, and Roth Starr in scarf.: : : 
MsTegan :  $  He looks like Ben Jackson, you fool, he has hair.
Are you blind or what?
ProfG Whiz :  # : : The Professor quickly puts on a trench coat
and heads out the door: : 
DoctorWho8 :  &  : : : to Tuna: : :  I say, you look familiar.
Are you another me?
O Sillyman :  & : : : the dalek wanders off and Sylvester comes
round the corner: : : : 
MsTegan :  $  An older Ben Jackson!
DanielC71 :  $  Ben with HAIR? Wait, didn't he always have hair?
Roth Starr :  & : : : Waves the stick ominously at Tuna: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  Hey... that DOES look like him!
DRTUNA :  &  You are not a real Dalek! Is this some sort of
primitive religion? What are you doing in there?
MsTegan :  $ Yes, but you said, Picard, : : Exasperated: :  oh
never mind, he's gone now
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor looks at the group he has just
met: : :  Hello, I'm the Doctor.
ProfG Whiz :  # : : While, unbeknown to the Professor, his pet
Raccoon has slipped into a pocket of the baggy
ProfG Whiz :  # : : Trench coat...: : 
DanielC71 :  $  Oh well... Probably was an older fan...
DoctorWho8 :  &  Hello, I'm the Doctor. care for a jelly baby?
MsTegan :  $  You're probably right
Roth Starr :  & : : Screams at tuna: : :  I am Lord Erlick Liqui
Mundus, the Chicken Monger and High Priest of the
DanielC71 :  $  Couldn't find a REAL date and came here... Let's
find some food.
Roth Starr :  Great holy Erisian Mackerel
O Sillyman :  & Sylvester>: : :  coming up to tuna et al...: : : 
hello there... I suppose everyone wants my
DRTUNA :  &  No, excuse me young man, I am the Doctor. Jelly
baby? Is this some sort of joke?
MsTegan :  $  I am rather hungry. I wonder what kind of food they
serve here?
DoctorWho8 :  &  No, I am the Doctor. I have a TARDIS
O Sillyman :  & autograph... verrrry well...: : : : pulls out pen
and stack of photos: : : 
Roth Starr :  & OOh who said Jelly Baby?
MsTegan :  $  I smell something good...
DoctorWho8 :  &  And don't call me young.
DanielC71 :  $  Warp Burgers, Star Cola, Vector Candy, Dalek
Gum...
DRTUNA :  &  A Tardis?
DanielC71 :  $  Thank-you, it's my aftershave.
MsTegan :  $  it almost smells like hash me gandy
DanielC71 :  $  Speak English, Aussie.
DoctorWho8 :  &  : : to Roth: :  The guy in the fish costume.
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor takes out a booklet called
"Surviving at Visions" and looks in it. : : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Whacks Delmin: :  I wasn't sniffing you silly!
DanielC71 :  $  Ouch! Quit it...
Roth Starr :  & : : : Turns to Tuna: : :  You have Jelly Babies??
DRTUNA :  &  I see. Well, fellow fans, which way to a party?
DoctorWho8 :  & : : : to TUNA: : :  Yes TARDIS:  Time And
Relative Dimensions In Space.
O Sillyman :  & : : : signs about 25 photos. hands one to Tuna: :
: :  here you go... enjoy yourself now
MsTegan :  $  : : Stands on tip toes and smells Delmin's neck: : 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor thinks: : :  I hope I got that
right.
MsTegan :  $  well, you do smell rather nice now that you mention
it!
DoctorWho8 :  &  If you say that you are me, then which one are
you?
DanielC71 :  $  Thank-you. The virtues of a daily bath and Cosmic
Storm aftershave.
Drami1 :  $ : : A woman in some sort of uniform sees Tegan
sniffing around for food and comes in for the kill: : 
Roth Starr :  & : : Starts dancing in circles around Tuna: : : 
Jelly Babies? Got some miiiisssssttttteeeeerrr??? 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  A door opens in the Hallway and inside a
party seems to be going on. : : : 
Drami1 :  $ : : shoving a tray of food in her face: :  Try some
of our new Wizzo Quality Assorted Chocolates!
DanielC71 :  $  Oh no... a Python fan...
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor is starting to panic, and dashes
into the party room. : : : 
DoctorWho8 :  & : : : throws jelly babies at Roth: : :  Now go
away.
MsTegan :  $  : : Sees a woman approaching: :  Look Delmin! : : 
Let's try some of these!
Drami1 :  $ : : the booth behind her hawks chocolate, rubber
spock ears, chocolate-covered rubber Spock ears: : 
DanielC71 :  $  I wouldn't if I were you!
Drami1 :  $ : : and ferrets in cages: : 
MsTegan :  $ Why ever not, Delmin?
DanielC71 :  $  Does Anthrax Ripple ring a bell?
Roth Starr :  & : : : Jumps up and catches the Jelly Baby in his
mouth and darts off: : : 
MsTegan :  No it doesn't, should it?
Drami1 :  $ : : with the eagerness of a predator: :  We have
cherry fondue, almond whirl, crunchy frog....
O Sillyman :  & : : : there is a writhing motion inside pockets
and suddenly a ferret zips and dashes off: : : 
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor enters the party room : : :  
DanielC71 :  $  Try one. Knock yourself out. I'll be here w/ the
stomach pump.
MsTegan :  $  Miss, I'd like to try those Spock ears : : Points
to the shelf: : 
O Sillyman :  & Pinky!!!!! : : : Syl chases after: : : 
Roth Starr :  & : : : Comes up from behind Drami: : :  Mmm
Cookies!
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor takes out his device and scans the
crowd. : : : 
Roth Starr :  err $ : : : Comes up from behind Drami: : :  Mmm
Cookies!
DoctorWho8 :  $ : : : follows Tuna: : :  Excuse me, but you
shouldn't be here.
Drami1 :  $ : : : obviously delighted: :  OOOOOOOOOhhh, those are
our best sellers! : : : pulls a set off the shelf: : 
DRTUNA :  $  A party? A convention! Hmmm...
MsTegan :  $  : : Elbows Delmin: :  You pay her, I don't have any
money
DanielC71 :  $  God, there's nothing but wall to wall imbeciles
here... RED DWARF?
Drami1 :  $ Would y'all like the chocolate covered or plain
costume variety?
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Spots a RD table and rushed over: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Arriving at the Sci fi convention...: : OH, I
alvays enjoy these...
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor senses a stronger signal from one
side of the large room, and heads that way. : : : 
MsTegan :  $  Chocolate covered : : Takes the Spock ears and puts
them on: :  How do I look?
Drami1 :  $ : : spotting Starr-person behind her and whirls
around, nearly jamming the tray into his chest: : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Grabs ten videos and throws down a gold
coin as payment: : : 
O Sillyman :  $ Announcer> Attention everybody... the variety
show will begin in a few short moments
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Runs back to Tegan: : : 
Roth Starr :  $ : : : Gnashes his teeth: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  $ : : :  follows TUNA: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  Tegan, look! All of the Red Dwarf videos! Most of
these were destroyed by my time!
DRTUNA :  $ : : :  The Doctor approaches a man in a trench coat.
: : : 
MsTegan :  $  I remember them! The guy with the long hair was
cute
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : The Professor seems to be lost in the sea of
humanity...: : 
MsTegan :  $  But not as cute as Paul.
DRTUNA :  $  to Silly> Excuse me, do you know anything about time
travel?
Drami1 :  $ : : to Starr: :  Y'all MUST try our new Whizzo
Quality Assorted Chocolates!
MsTegan :  $ : : Removes a Spock ear and eats it: : 
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor's device is beeping steadily.: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ Now where is that symposium on time travel, Hmm?
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Grabs a handful of Whizzo chocolates and
pops them in his mouth: : : 
Roth Starr :  $ : : To Drami: :  Got Anthrax?
MsTegan :  $  : : Removes the other ear and hands it to Delmin: : 
Want one?
O Sillyman :  $>I've lost pinky....: : : looks at tuna: : : : 
Time travel? rrrreally now... people
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Overhears Prof G: : :  Time travel? Don't
waste the energy. It's all a hoax. I know, I've done
DanielC71 :  it.
Drami1 :  $ Why, YES, we do: : practically bursting: :  Hardly
anyone tries those! Y'all must be a gentleman of
O Sillyman :  $ need to get a grip on reality ... I';m an actor..
I played the doctor on telly, I'm not a
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Bandit rushes out of the Professor's
pocket...: : 
DoctorWho8 :  $  : : : sees: : :  Ah look, my seventh self. Hello
me.
O Sillyman :  & Time lord...
Drami1 :  $ impeccable tastes!
DanielC71 :  $  Hey, these chocolates aren't bad! Not good, but
not bad!
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Grabs a bag from Drami1 and puts his videos
in: : : 
MsTegan :  $  Better take your own advice, Delmin.
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor to: : :  You see, you are giving
off some very unusual signals, and....
Roth Starr :  $ : : Scarfs down a couple of anthrax ripples: : 
DanielC71 :  $  What advice? Not to argue with you while you're
awake?
MsTegan :  $  I feel sick after eating that Spock ear!
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Looks distracted: : Huh? Bandit! Where are
you going??: : Follows after his raccoon...: : 
DRTUNA :  $  ... I wonder if you need some assistance.
Drami1 :  $ : : gushes at Delmin: :  Why, THANK you, sir! They're
only $ 14.95 per box, will that be cash or credit?
O Sillyman :  $ signals... and whoo do you think you are? The
Doctor? it seems that is what everyone here
DanielC71 :  $  : : : to Drami: : :  Do YOU like Red Dwarf?
Drami1 :  $ : : eyes go very round, turns to Tegan: :  You...
ATE... the Spock ear??
O Sillyman :  $ thinks they are
Roth Starr :  $ : : : Hands payment to Drami for the amount he
scarfed down: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  $ : : : heads over to and The Doctor: : :  Oh dear,
now there are three of us here now.
MsTegan :  $  : : shoots arrows at Delmin with her eyes: :  Okaay
be that way you creep!
Drami1 :  $ : : pockets the payment, smiling at the weirdo: : 
Roth Starr :  $ : : : To Daniel: : :  Smeghead!
DRTUNA :  $  to Syl> You, too, this is all a misunderstanding.
MsTegan :  $  : : Wanders off to find a place to sit down: : 
DanielC71 :  $  Sorry, Teeg. But you're so volatile! : )
ProfG Whiz :  $ : Bandit skirts by Tegan's leg...: : 
O Sillyman :  $ : : : pointing to dw8: : : :  now look at this
poor chap.. he has lost complete sense of reality
Drami1 :  $ : : to Delmin: :  Oh, yes, Red Dwarf's the greatest
thing the Brits ever sent over here!
MsTegan :  $  : : Ignores Delmin: : 
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor looks closely at: : :  Wait a
minute, you look like.....
DanielC71 :  $ : : : to Roth: : : :  Well, Double Dumb Ass on
you!
MsTegan :  : : Swats at Bandit: :  Leave me alone!
DoctorWho8 :  $ : : : gets in-between them: : :  This will not do
at all! There can't be three of us here.
Roth Starr :  $ : : : Double Rimmer Solutes at Daniel: : : 
DRTUNA :  $  to Syl> You look very much like... I used to?
DanielC71 :  $ : : : to Drami: : :  Liar! : : : smiles: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : The Professor , following Bandit, knocks down
Tegan...: : : 
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor steps back and begins speaking
loudly: : :  Oh no, this is some trick, some plot...
DanielC71 :  $ : : : lightly slaps Roth on cheek: : :  Get a job.
O Sillyman :  $ I look like what? oh great.. another one... lemme
guess... you are 10th regeneration?
ProfG Whiz :  $ UMMph...Uh...I'm so sorry, are you all right?
MsTegan :  *  : : Walks past a booth selling Dr. Who Postcards,
and gets knocked down by the Bandit: : 
DanielC71 :  $  Too many bad chocolates.
DanielC71 :  $  I can see why the World Fed banned TV in 2045.
MsTegan :  $  Yes, help me up you fool
DRTUNA :  $  Whoever you are, this is absurd! Celestial Toymaker?
Gamester? Master? Rani? Show yourself! 
Drami1 :  $ : : splutters at the rude customer: :  What?? But,
but.... But I've seen every single episode they've
Drami1 :  $ ever made!
Roth Starr :  $ : : : Slaps Daniel reeeeaaaaaalllll hard: : : 
Vale!!! : : :  And then disappears: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  $ : : : walks up to Syl and Doctor: : :  Excuse me.
DanielC71 :  $  What a creep. : : : rubs cheek: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  What, Teeg?
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : The Professor offers his hand to help Tegan
up...
Drami1 :  $ It's better than Crunchy Frogs! It's better than
Anthrax Ripple! It's better than Ram's Bladder Cups!
MsTegan :  : : Feels dizzy and leans on the Professor: : 
Drami1 :  $ : : sobs and turns away to hassle another customer: : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Gasps: : 
DRTUNA :  $  to Syl> Are you, by any chance, the latest doctor?
DanielC71 :  $  Tegan, what's wrong?!
MsTegan :  $  Oh my gosh!
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Looks around helplessly, forgetting he has
lost his glasses in the collision...: : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Points to the postcards: : 
DoctorWho8 :  $  No I am.
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Looks at postcards: : : 
O Sillyman :  $ Well, until after I shoot this up coming
regeneration scene I am still the latest
Roth Starr :  $ : : : Comes up from behind Tegan: : :  Greetings
oh one of the time yet to happen
MsTegan :  $  Look, Delmin, those Postcards have the photos of
the Doctor's companions!
DRTUNA :  $  You see, I believe I am..... I am not sure who any
of you are, but I know who I am. WHO I AM.
DanielC71 :  $  My goodness! There's YOU!
MsTegan :  $  : : Nods to Roth Starr: : 
Roth Starr :  $ : : : To Mary: : :  Could I interest you in a
soul gem>
Drami1 :  $ : : turns to so quickly she spills chocolates all
over the floor: :  Upcoming regeneration
Drami1 :  $ scene??
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Looks very closely at the Dr.>: :  Do I know
you?
DoctorWho8 :  $  I'm the Doctor, he's the Doctor, and you are...?
MsTegan :  $  : : Feels sick: : 
MsTegan :  $  Delmin, what is going on here? How can this be?
DanielC71 :  $  Come on, let's get out of here. We're in a
different universe, remember?
Roth Starr :  : : :  I'm just being a psychotic fan who happens
to be an elder god : : : : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Helps Tegan to the exit and fresh air: : : 
DRTUNA :  $  to syl> No, but you may know me later.
Drami1 :  $ : : staring wide-eyed at all the strange Timelords
and almost-Timelords: : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Delmin and Tegan stand outside the
convention hall: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Is very pale, sits and holds head: : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Bandit runs through the center of the
convention, after something...: : : 
O Sillyman :  $ I've just been given clearance to say that in the
new Dr.  Who I will return for a regeneration
O Sillyman :  $ scene
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor looks at those around him and the
crowd: : :  Perhaps we are all the Doctor, a little.
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Puts arm around Tegan's shoulders: : : 
It's all right. We're not in our reality.
DoctorWho8 :  $  I know I am.
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor reaches out and touches Bill's
scarf : : : 
DRTUNA :  $  Very good scarf, young man.
MsTegan :  $  A fan walks up and says "Miss Fielding! May I have
your autograph??"
DanielC71 :  $  We're in a world of half-crazed fans an TV shows
with cult followings.
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : The comment brings the Professor up short: : 
What did you say young man?
MsTegan :  $  Delmin, I don't like this..
DoctorWho8 :  $  Thanks. I had it crocheted.
DanielC71 :  $  Well then GIVE them an autograph! It's all a
fantasy anyway.
Roth Starr :  $ : : : To Doc8: : :  You're not talking to
yourself
DanielC71 :  $  All right, we'll go back to the TARDIS.
DoctorWho8 :  $  And don't call me young.
Drami1 :  $ : : looks almost pathetically at: :  But that's no
fair! You're my favorite! You can't leave!
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor begins to get a little nervous.: :
: 
MsTegan :  $  : : Writes the autograph and hands it back,
muttering I hope I spelled it right: : 
DRTUNA :  $  Well, it really was nice to meet all of you, but I
have an urgent appointment.
MsTegan :  $  I think that's a good idea, Delmin
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor begins walking toward an exit. : :
: 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Helps up: : : 
O Sillyman :  $ : : : pulls out a hanky and gives it to drami who
looks as if she is about to cry: : : 
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor sees a badly done K9 and shudders.
: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  $  Why? Is Ace in trouble again?
Roth Starr :  $ : : : Follows after Tuna: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Bandit runs up to the Professor, who quickly
picks him up: : 
MsTegan :  $  Screaming fans run toward and Delmin
ProfG Whiz :  $ Now what have you been up...
DanielC71 :  $  Merde! Run!! : : : They take off in the opposite
direction: : : 
MsTegan :  $  Yelling, hey look it's!!!
ProfG Whiz :  $ : : Trips over the Dr.: : 
DoctorWho8 :  * GOODK9* 
MsTegan :  $  : : Runs after Delmin
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor exits the room and heads for the
janitorial closet: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Keeps himself between and the crowd: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  $ Ummphh....must not be my day, I guess...
DRTUNA :  &  = Janitorial closet.
Roth Starr :  $ : : pops into Tuna pocket: : : 
MsTegan :  $  Do you remember where the Tardis is Delmin?
DoctorWho8 :  $  : : : sees Doctor go into closet and follows
him: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  Keep going! I'll be right behind you! Find
another way in!
DanielC71 :  $  A closet!! Next to the Star Trek Booths!
MsTegan :  $ : :  Is really terrified and confused: : 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor enters the closet and stands in
the faint light near the Tardis. : : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Keeps running: : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Overweight fans cannot keep up with and
Delmin: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  & : : : knocks on door: : :  Excuse me, but I need
in there.
DRTUNA :  &  Yes, who is it?
MsTegan :  $  : : Heads for the closet: : 
DanielC71 :  $  Look! A side door! : : : points: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  &  The Doctor. Well, one of me anyway.
MsTegan :  $ : : Turns to the side door and BOLTS: : 
DanielC71 :  $  ;: : Follows inside and toward the closet: : : 
DRTUNA :  &  People tripping over me, claiming to be me, looking
like previous me, very confusing.
Roth Starr :  & Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick
ProfG Whiz :  & : : picking himself off of the floor: :  I'm very
sorry, I...: : looks around confused...: : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Trembling and frightened and disoriented: : 
DoctorWho8 :  &  I need to get to the TARDIS and mine's in there.
if you could open the door please.
ProfG Whiz :  & Do I know you?
MsTegan :  $  : : Begins to collapse: : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Takes Tegan's arm: : :  This way! : : :
Helps thread through crowds: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  &  It looks like a cardboard box.
DRTUNA :  &  This is all very interesting, but I must find my
companions and be on my way.
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Grabs: : :  Get Out of the WAY!
DRTUNA :  &  If you both are the Doctor, where are your
companions?
Roth Starr :  & : : Taps Tuna on the shoulder repeatedly: : 
MsTegan :  $  Delmin, help me! They are grabbing at me!
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Fans disperse as they see a man helping a
swaying Janet Fielding: : : 
DRTUNA :  $  : : :  The Doctor turns to Roth: : :  Yes?
ProfG Whiz :  & OH...quite..uh..you're a..uh Doctor...yes?
DoctorWho8 :  &  Mine just recently left. This is my first trip
without them.
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Kicks nosy fans into submission. They reach
the closet: : : 
DRTUNA :  &  Yes, I am the Doctor.
O Sillyman :  $ Fans>JANET!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!! : : : beatles
fan screaming: : : : : 
DanielC71 :  $  Inside! : : : Opens the door. Pops a Darth Vader
in the face: : : 
Roth Starr :  & : : : Hands Tuna a card which reads Will
Companion for Food: : : 
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Side kicks an Adric: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Covers ears with her hands: :  Make them stop,
Delmin!
DanielC71 :  $  Get INSIDE the closet!
ProfG Whiz :  & : : scratches his head: : oh I...OHHH..you did
say...THE doctor?
DRTUNA :  &  I really am sorry, but I've gotten out of the simple
transit business.
MsTegan :  $  How can they know my name? I don't understand this!
DanielC71 :  $  : : : Groin kicks a Kirk: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Wobbles to the closet: : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Pushes into the closet w/ the TARDIS: : : 
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor sees Delmin and: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  & I have a message for you...
DoctorWho8 :  &  : : : Delmin and bump into me: : : 
MsTegan :  $  : : Trips and falls by the Tardis doors: : 
DanielC71 :  $ : : : Closes the door: : :  There's the Doctor!
DRTUNA :  &  Yes, well, here are mine, and we must be on our way.
DanielC71 :  &  : : : Pounds a Doctor look-a-like in the closet:
: : 
ProfG Whiz :  & : : Bandit crawls over the Prof.'s shoulder...: : 
MsTegan :  &  : : Trembling and confused: :  Doctor? Is it really
you?
DanielC71 :  &  Open the doors, Doctor!
DoctorWho8 :  &  And me too. : : :  heads for cardboard box that
looks like a police box, gets inside and dematerializes: 
DRTUNA :  &  Well, farewell all of you...whoever you are. Someday
we shall meet again, yes....wait....
Roth Starr :  & : : To: : :  Hello have we met?
MsTegan :  &  : : Stands and prepares to bolt: : 
DRTUNA :  &  ...wrong speech. Well, farewell in any case!
DanielC71 :  &  : : : Takes hallucinating fan my the head and
knocks him out: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  & UH, Avoid Alpha 6, if you can: : Looks VERY
puzzled.. surprised to hear the sound of his own
MsTegan :  &  I don't think so sir.
ProfG Whiz :  &  voice
MsTegan :  &  Doctor, let's leave, PLEASE??
Roth Starr :  & Ah, just making sure
DanielC71 :  &  Doctor, open the bloody DOOR!
DRTUNA :  &  Remember, defend laws of time, protect life of the
universe and all that!
DanielC71 :  &  : : to Roth: : :  Get lost!
Roth Starr :  & Yes please Doctor, lets go!
ProfG Whiz :  & : : Bandit chitters: : 
MsTegan :  &  : : Edges away from the Roth fan, and up next to
Delmin: : 
DanielC71 :  &  : : : Pushes Roth fan down: : :  and you too!
DRTUNA :  &  : : :  The Doctor opens the door and dashes inside
and holds door open for D &  T.: : : 
DanielC71 :  &  : : : D& T rush in: : : 
MsTegan :  &  : : runs into the Tardis: : 
DRTUNA :  #  = in the Tardis.
DanielC71 :  #  Get us OUT of here!
ProfG Whiz :  & : : Muttering to himself...: : I wonder what me
say that...
MsTegan :  &  : : Runs past the console room, and through the
halls: : 
Roth Starr :  & : : Yells after the doctor: : :  Look I'm a great
companion all I need is a little food
DRTUNA :  #  : : :  The Doctor thinks: : :  Alpha 6?
DanielC71 :  #  : : : Turns OFF the sound on the monitor: : : 
Just take OFF!
MsTegan :  # : : Into her room and locks the doors: : 
DRTUNA :  #  : : :  The Doctor sets the Tardis to leave Chicago.:
: : 
DRTUNA :  #  ;: :  Tardis demats: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  # : : : suddenly, a police box made of cardboard
materializes and I pop out: : : 
DanielC71 :  #  Good God, the human race is lucky it ever
accomplished ANYTHING...
ProfG Whiz :  & : : Watching Tardis vanish: : MY Goodness...
DoctorWho8 :  #  Oh sorry to bother you again, but I need some
parts for my TARDIS.
DRTUNA :  #  Daniel, sometimes I believe what I have heard...that
all things are possible!
DRTUNA :  #  : : :  The Doctor looks at DW8: : : 
DRTUNA :  #  These hallucinations are a bother!
DanielC71 :  #  : : : Kicks DW8 back into his TARDIS: : : 
DanielC71 :  #  That's how I deal with hallucinations. : : Storms
out of the console room: : : 
DoctorWho8 :  &  My dimensional stabilizers are falling apart.
DRTUNA :  #  : : :  The Doctor looks at Daniel, notices is gone,
and says: : :  I think I need a swim.
DanielC71 :  # : : : Knocks on Tegan's door: : :  It's Delmin...
No fans, just me.
DRTUNA :  #  : : :  The Doctor heads to the pool in the Tardis. :
: : 
MsTegan :  #  : : Trembling, slides to the floor and sits holding
her head on her Knees: : 
DanielC71 :  # : : : Ignores all hallucinations: : : 
ProfG Whiz :  # Ouch that's gotta smart!
DanielC71 :  # : : : To: : :  I'll come back later.

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